🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉

Mayor of Wiggerborea | SEXUAL HARASSMENT EXPERT | "Honey… it’s all in the reflexes."

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@GOPareracist @misfiredplasma @xgreeneyeddoll @YtFragilityy @i_forklift @SouthernandFat You’re typing in English. Using the White Man’s internet. You think in MY language.

You will never be able to articulate a single thought without Whiteness inside your head.

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@SandyofCthulhu Gotta have Kraken black spiced rum!

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

mfw

[Chunky Buttons @Chunky_Buttons]

if the American settlers were black

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@Foodacriss I’d drop a SpongeBob on the right hoe

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@i_forklift I have seen bad takes in my life but that is massively awful

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@crazybirdredux @a_d_abercrombie @audio_glass I don’t call it “shameless self promotion.”
I call it SS (Shameless Sharing) under the non-monetized boot of yaccarino.
There might be a handful that enjoy the weirdness.
Sometimes I think it would be cool to start a band in Japan or if Japanese were here instead of G

[Dead Man Red @i_forklift]

They all said gm. All of them. They all hearted my gm too. I just love these white niggas so much

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@Cash_Nicholson @i_forklift I need to be able to turn my torso lots of ways!

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

Test. Can a wigga take a lil Lent break without breaking the app?

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@jjoelglanton139 Has anyone told @Forms_Respecter to start stockpiling wieners?

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@GlomarResponder Thats hot stuff!

[H*A*M @heyyallitsHam]

Would the Founding Fathers approve of Black History? I won't pretend to speak for them. But in January, I sat down with George AI and asked for its views on Black History Month. It asked what that was. I said its a month dedicated to black history, proclaimed by the men and women of congress.

George AI then shouted "women?! and produced a gatling gun. It then began to kill indiscriminately, leaving rivers of blood and untold carnage in its wake.

[KmUltra87 @KUltra87]

Breaking 🚨 🚨 🚨

President Trump is set to announce the creation of “shapes store vouchers” for all African Americans who apply to the program. Trump has reportedly stated:

“They love the shapes. LOVE them. We’re gonna give them shapes like you wouldn’t believe”

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@PollTracker2024 Just dudes being dudes. What’s the big deal?

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

@wmarybeard Being conquered by the Turks is a bad thing Mary.

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@OsoBlanc0 Movie was far better than it had any right to be

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@heyyallitsHam Doing meth and stockpiling automatic weapons was pretty white coded of him

[Patriot Dog (The Champ) @Yorkieterrorist]

What the last day of February feels like on Twitter dot com

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@artdecofuturist Love me some dry heaving. Really makes a wigga feel whole

[🍉🍗Mitch Ascended Slum Kang 🍗🍉 @ChristmasPast3]

@audio_glass Giving wiggers a bad name