Chris Harris

Purpose Driven | Family First - Problem Solver Second | Husband of 1, and Father of 3

[Chris Harris @Christo377011]

35 years of stand-up taught me one thing: the audience is always right… except when my wife is in the crowd. Then the audience is 50% right and I’m sleeping on the couch.
Who else has a home crowd that overrides the venue?

#StandupComedy

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I guess the government changed their mind??
Pentagon deploys Anthropic's Mythos to patch cyber gaps while planning to ditch firm https://t.co/cnaqolwy4j

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@hwinkler4real I have very fond memories. My mother managed one in Irving, TX. That's where U watched my first movie at a theater. "Love At First Bite"...

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@ArthurMacwaters @elonmusk Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,

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@mark_k @elonmusk

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@_Itx_Saira_ River or Creek

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@Matt_Pinner Captain Long John Black Beard Hatch-Eye Hook - The Last Scourge Of The Seven Seas... Arrr... Arrr...

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@Matt_Pinner Captain Kangaroo

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@Matt_Pinner Captain Kidd

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@Matt_Pinner Captain Morgan

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@speaks28389 WOW!

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@trumplicans2024 Two feet that arent symmetrical. They dont match. I don't mean to make fun of anyone, but that dude should think about using a different colored nail polish.

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@trumplicans2024 In the summer of 1973 I was roughly 18 months old.

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@trumplicans2024 She's gonna be fishing for those drawers soon. 😂

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@Matt_Pinner Science

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@Matt_Pinner Humans

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@lady_valor_07 For me, the oives would have to go.

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@Oldtimers365 Corn

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@hwinkler4real Amen to that.

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@SqSehrish 2, and it doesnt have baffles. Translation: don't cram me your brakes in front of it. It can't stop very quickly when it's loaded.

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@Matt_Pinner His suitcase must be on fire . A VW Beetle engine is in the back.