CrystalChris

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

BUSHTIT ATTACK a swarm of bushtit tits little round birds slowly swarm a bird water fountain garden reaction video meme

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

Tier list of animals im beating im a fight

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[nobs @_n0bitaa]

comm wip

[turbomander @turbomander]

what’s the matter, alchemist? can’t handle the truth?

[CrystalChris @Christo55]

@_n0bitaa Love to see it.

[CrystalChris @Christo55]

"People always do the whoel, oh I was just following orders thing. But no, I like touching Trump's balls. I love my job and it's an honor to fondle them."

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[Kourra 🐀✨ bRat Vtuber @KourraVT]

Idk if you guys have been following this stuff.

This guy is trying to help get back a $200k Lego collection from a store that was holding it to sell for him.

He had a contract with the previous owner, the current owner is acting like that contract doesn’t affect him and is keeping the legos, claiming they were sold.

They convinced an employee with some silly cult ritual (no joking btw) to tell them about the legos and confirm they exist as well as give the info about the new owner.

They’ve been trespassed and the police refuse to help at all.

The company stole $200k from someone and the police arrested the person investigating it.

[Mazio ⚡️ @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

[turbomander @turbomander]

i am NOT a vampire i am NOTTTTT ugh like seriously this is just getting ridiculous. now invite me in so u can apologize to me

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My hungry ass thought this was an artifact from an ancient civilization

[turbomander @turbomander]

underdark influencers be like “had to grind for this view 💪“

[nobs @_n0bitaa]

Commission work

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Taking the 4th dimensional dog out for a walk

[leanne @toothgarden]

would you still love me if i was an email

[Will Neff @TheWillNeff]

Wait.
Hold the phone.
We are getting a new @boardsofcanada album in the year of our lord 2026?!?
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Just some bullshit with legs

[Virgin Vera @VeraNotVirgin]

Y'all check this LoL clip (don't mind the green screen i'm trying something new)

[CrystalChris @Christo55]

You're ovulating. I can hear it.