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Anon Simon Moore forearm appreciator. #PUSB

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

Two pictures; One, a supercomputer's prediction for the season. The other, mine.

Here are the rules; 1 point for each wrong position (e.g, prediction 13th, actual finish 10th, = 3 points.) Lowest score wins.

Do I have better ball knowledge than a supercomputer? Let's find out.

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

nice

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Hull City with an EXTREMELY RARE, possibly unprecedented Soccer Fetty Wapping in their first game back in the Premier league.

🗣️ IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HULL-O

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@FootballHQ How have none of you said Mario Balotelli

[James Allcott @jamesallcott]

Paredes is just scum isn’t he

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@igotyabitfh @LFC_marti @Dubs_LFC I completely believe if Hazard was as fast as Mbappe he'd be a worse player overall, genuinely

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@TheHayride How the fuck have you managed to so succinctly describe what makes soccer-football so beautiful and STILL manage to miss the point??

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@AkaBateman Athletics. You are the best at Athletics. Big, fast, strong, that stuff, you are the best at that and all your 'home sports' reflect that

Soccer's different. It's skilled, cultural, intelligent. That's what you can't understand, that's why you're just always gonna be mid at best

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@BowTiedCrow If Saquon Barkley played soccer from the age of 4 he'd be an average defender for the Philadelphia Union. Soccer is about much more than being big fast and athletic. That's what Mericans can't understand, that's why your hundreds of Saquon Barkleys are never gonna be any good

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@FadogPowys @ThtsNotGoneWell @DanOakesBP But you were wrong though? Wales signed the Versailles Treaty, horrible fascist colonialist Nazi-enabling unionist brexit-voting Wales?

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@nocontextfm1 If a real life football manager can go on Football Manager and see some stats then my fake one with green hair and an eyepatch can too

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@GoalsCov @CCFCLP Gervane Kastaneer - Curaçao

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@ChampionshpTalk Any advance on Christian Horner?

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@organ_concert @churnwell I raise you, Seaman Hunter

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@Emoslutttttt It smells nice

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@mary_bethe87884 Noun, cunt

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@SSE_LTFC He's a very 'luxurious' player; awesome in a good team, complete liability in a bad one. I loved him I think he's great fun, got the ability to win you a few games on his own (when he turns up), L1 team fighting for promotion I'd say he's a perfect fit

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@CaribbeanRythms Britain's weird in that, we fetishized "the struggle" to a point where everything being shit became a charming British value and 'keep calm and carry on no matter how bad things get' became a virtue weaponised against us. They have us right where they want us. Can't wait to leave

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@lollypeezle @zarahsultana She's the Foreign Secretary

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@anonymous_darts Well, proved Ryan Searle right

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@FAspokesperson @SouthamptonFC @Coventry_City BOTH clubs?? The fuck did we do??

[Christopherson @ChristoPUSB]

@ahmednasirlaw Breaking Jake Paul's jaw in two places legally?