Christo Nieuwoudt

Old boy of Paarl Boishaai.

[Lisa van Jaarsveld @LisavJaarsveld]

"@MarilynMonroeID: If you find a good one, never let them go." @Christo_N #keeper #alles ♡♡

[Lisa van Jaarsveld @LisavJaarsveld]

@Christo_N http://t.co/T24Uk4lrLi ♡

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

@LisavJaarsveld NEVER! You'll be the hot one!! Tooooooo much love!! Xx♥

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

friend: hey who wants to start a gang me: ill ask my mom me: my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay @LisavJaarsveld

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

"@Funny_Truth: If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine." @LisavJaarsveld #jysAN♥☺

[Lisa van Jaarsveld @LisavJaarsveld]

"@WiIIy_Wonka: Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool." @Christo_N

[Lisa van Jaarsveld @LisavJaarsveld]

"@SteveStfler: That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up." @Christo_N #emineeeeem #latefordays!

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

"@FunnySayings: i dont want a job i just want paychecks" @LisavJaarsveld #ditISjy hahaha

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

"@Funny_Truth: Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever." @LisavJaarsveld #woohwoohyeah

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

"@AlanHungover: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing." @LisavJaarsveld hahahaha

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

they call me macklemore in math class because im like:
what what what what
what what what what what what
what what what what what what

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

Why is that in girls tampon commercials they dance and laugh? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning shit down? @LisavJaarsveld

[AYYSIAN @AYYSIAN]

There are 12 months in a year, 365 days in 12 months, but only 24 hours in a day. Except on Monday. That mother fucker has at least 30.

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

"@9GAG:I can’t get out of bed.These blankets have accepted me as 1 of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.@LisavJaarsveld

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

Get the Waterkloof 2 to interpret for #OscarPistorius ... They've got nothing to do and they speak Afrikaans.

[Christo Nieuwoudt @Christo_N]

"@GarethCliff: Get the Waterkloof 2 to interpret for #OscarPistorius ...They've got nothing to do and they speak Afrikaans."@LisavJaarsveld

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

SA Idols, Carte Blanche and Survivor SA all walk into a bar and then they all get cancelled because everyone is sick of this shit.

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

Hey Gedleyhlekisa... Today would be a great day to continue alterations at Nkandla. Nobody's looking... #OscarPistorius