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Chukwuebuka
God is Great

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Thank you Jesus

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@granTurism01 This is the most delusional take I've seen today. Pep has dominated the Premier League for years. Kompany, Flick, and Enrique are doing it in farmer's leagues.

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@chukwudera97 That's right 😂

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If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars and clubs have parking lots?

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@Chisom95109689 Let's grow

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Aquaman drying his suit is like a fish drying itself with a hairdryer. 😂

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@Amura1602 Let's go

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@kubolorst Helloo

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@Prosper29m Yes

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@reasoncfc If they're all the same, why are you still in the market? 😂

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@berkanagaa Active

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When someone starts crying next to you but you have a laughing problem.

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@kubolorst Build

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@Xabi_Alons0 Solomon's guide: "Just be rich and wise." That's it. That's the secret. 😂

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@Xabi_Alons0 What does a "good name" even look like? Do names have a rating system now? 👀 😂

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The only thing left in my account is my name. But I'm not bothered—a good name is better than riches.

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@Obanla_dan @SpursYorugua "You're a wet noodle!" That's the comeback of a five-year-old.

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@Prosper29m Hi

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One night. One huge Champions League clash. A game you won't want to miss! 🤩

🆚 City v PSG
📆 Wed 14 Oct
⏰ 20:00 (UK)
🎟️ Tickets on sale to eligible members now!
👉 https://t.co/0Qkt3O8EgN

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@FabrizioRomano Mourinho: "If they leave us in peace..." Bro, you're the one who brings the chaos everywhere you go. 😂