Chris Farrell

A bit of a knob to be honest

[Secret Shirt Co @secretshirtco]

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[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@davidwalliams #getdavidtocaedmon

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@TheMightySteve Friday bantz

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@NicolaKeepin sending bald jokes halfway across the country through an outside party? Keyboard warrior.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@NicolaKeepin they're not for your ears. In person all you get is insults. It's the only way I'm comfortable.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@NicolaKeepin can't I go anywhere without you checking on me? And if you heard the nice things I said about you you'd want me to talk more.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@TheMightySteve @DFantarrow @akendrick85 in other news, the Titanic sank.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@dalejamieson80 don't talk like Ray, you're better than that.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@dalejamieson80 to invent something on a Monday morning is outstanding. Imagine what you could do on a Wednesday.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

@dalejamieson80 it's an accident waiting to happen. Bet it gets kicked in once a week.

[Jonathan Stevenson @Stevo_football]

Henry deals with Savage like he's won an audience competition to be a pundit for a day. Borderline disdain

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

Uruguay also sporting shirts that come with in built nipples. Much like the Bat Suit from Batman and Robin.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

Look at the size of Uruguay's shorts. Pure massive!

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

Love a good old World Cup dancing goal celebration.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

You'll see all your favourite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza! #FifaWorldCup

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

Neymar is overrated. Decent player at the most. Don't believe the hype machine.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The opening ceremony looks like the launch of a new product in a shopping centre.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

Jennifer Lopez mind, if I was her dad, I'd still bathe her.

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

Pitbull? Fucking Pitbull?

[Chris Farrell @ChristofFarrell]

25 minutes into ITV's coverage and the word 'carnival' is mentioned for the first time. Surprisingly long.