Chris Of Lasgidi

TALK-LESS || FICTION WRITER || ENGINEER || TECH PRO || UNITED 🛑💨

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

I usually do this for family..
Now i ghost them and i intentionally,
I know they deserve the world entirely,
But as i no fit give them e dey tire me.
@iampriesst you own my timeline>>>>

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

DISAPPEAR • BUILD • RETURN • SAY NOTHING.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

I just follow Caesar talk finish, E say na me go inherit wetin belong to am.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

Wetin belong to Caesar, bandit done collect am.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

Anything wey happen yesterday na past tense.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

Shi-shi no go remain for my NXT of KIN, make everybody go work 😖

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

As you dey try impress me, try impress yourself too because I no really send you.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

And blessings that sound like myth,
Money talks in every language especially parent language. Sending money to your parents might be the fastest way to “offend” them with joy. My mom’s prayer output after transfer beats her entire prayer portfolio for me since birth 😂

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

You could graduate top of your class, build a house, win an award… and your mom will just say “Amen, God be praised.” But send ₦10k randomly with “just for you, Ma” and suddenly you get a 20-minute prayer line, 3 WhatsApp voice notes,...

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

My occupation na to use one stone kill two bird.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

While you're waiting for inheritance, am here creating mine, can't you see the crystal differences between us.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

What will people say?

For people wey never chop, send dem 3k
1.5k for sub the other
1.5k for food, case close, the rest na sign language.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

THEM:- What's the update?

ME:- All the used and dumped "RISK'S" na me dey recycle am, bring more to my table.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

MONEY is an action word.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

Everything you need to become a man is boring.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

Current nightmares "THE NUMBERS"
That shit needs high peak 📈

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

Approaching this new week with the audacity of broke girl's most especially that of +234 girls.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

@instablog9ja Connect and die

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

There are many fish in the river, but na me catch them all.
I don't compete, I deplete.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

Talking stage na poor man interview.

[Chris Of Lasgidi @Christoff_71]

London bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
London bridge is falling down
My Fair Lady!!

"WORLD CHAMPION" my foot😅