Chris

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[🇸🇩 @methamphtameen]

white people be visiting japan like it’s Mecca

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Another hit tweet!
Business is booming!
"you should listen to them crooked vultures' self-titled album"
-the queen

[Chris @Christoffer78]

@WWaltuhh Dead end friends best track on the album

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When you're high as fuck and someone won't stop talking.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when u h!gh as hell but someone knock on the door so u gotta lock in

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[funnygamedev (mouse) 🐀 @funnygamedev]

they slimed his homeboy and forced him to emote 💀

[⧼🐥⧽ @kaidanatta]

i have no one to send this to

[David @dqveed]

misandry will never make me flinch when this is the reality for many women.

[ƛƘƳƠƁƛ༈༈ @be_like_joke]

I just smoked 16 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets - to protect our children and our families

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Ishaaq Newton @Ishaaq__Newton]

“The Boys” show is a peak example of American liberalism.

The show pretends to mock the far right Americans, dictators, etc.

Then they have this actor, Tomer Capone, who was an IDF soldier and confessed to abducting Muslim girls from their families and sexually harassing them.

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

2024 Sudan, 130 women committed mass suicide to avoid what militias would do to them

[Maf ☀️ @thatCaprisun]

I hate americans, the image you see on the left is the daily x10 for so many countries around the world specially in Lebanon & Palestine, yet not one bats an eye. But when it was 2 buildings in New York the whole world had to stop and needs to be reminded every f*cking year