Chris Ward

Just gotta keep boopin to the bop

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

Emo acoustic @blink182 slaps - and then that sweet, sweet boxcar nostalgia right after ugh what a day so many itches scratched ‘09 chris is screaming 🫠

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

@Paolo_Ragusa I’m obsessed

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

Therapy in 2009: “I poop too often and homework makes me nervous.”

Therapy now: “Why is it that the collective consciousness of humanity is so alike in its unity with the divine forces of nature, yet so unwilling to take the steps to contribute to a more compassionate world?”

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

Break on Through (To the Other Side) by The Doors just hits different now.... Perhaps it’s because I have, in fact, broken on through (to the other side)

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

Last night my brother was reciting some of his favorite anime quotes. Parents were confused and uncomfortable, so I had to pull him aside to gently remind him that mom and pop have zero interest in comprehending the glorious complexities of nihilism. A bonding moment nonetheless.

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

@Paolo_Ragusa Odds.

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

@Paolo_Ragusa I think this is the universe telling to get a tattoo OF machine gun kelly. On you forearm.

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

I stand by this.

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

✌🏼🤟🏼

[Sanjay Mahboobani @smahboobani]

Vibe in place sounds way better

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

@Paolo_Ragusa heaven**

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

Can someone explain to me how I’ve lived 22 years of my life without knowing that the “L” in the word almond is silent?

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

Do the Hopper.

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

It's a nice day for some hot coffee and stranger things

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

One day at a time

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

Shoutout to my mom for teaching me that using more detergent than required is always the way to go.

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

@1TB0Y Yoooooooooooo

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

People don't talk about 7 layer dip enough.

[Chris Ward @Christoph_Ward]

This. https://t.co/0ZLheOcLq9

[Alexandra Daddario @AADaddario]

Just did my weekly "it's okay I've got my shit together even though everything is a disaster" grocery store trip and load of laundry