Christopher Hartley

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@paulnorwich Series 2 is no way near the 1st. Sorry, I said it!

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Can we please have a less of the Americanised dramatic weather forecasts. It’s January, it’s Winter. It’s shit weather at the time of year we always have.

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The clues on masked singer are getting a bit 321

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@StandUpForTrmp Dangerous

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@80s_Kidz Reverse charges

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@birstallboi Sat on the floor for hours. I remember that day too. But it was exciting.

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@MyshkinFool And the twitter gays!

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@RoyalFamily We don’t want them to come!!!

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@paulnorwich Best Christmas song though….

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@Prada Is it the light, or has the bottom plate got a chip in it 🤦🏼?

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Make lots of noise.
Watch the markets go into meltdown.
U-turn at the 11th hour.
Claim to have saved the economy.
Rinse and Repeat.

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS You’re disgusting.

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS @ufc @danawhite Prick

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@danriversitv But he’ll reduce/remove tariffs on the quiet, without all the hoopla of imposing them.
And then claim to be the saviour of the world economy. (Pretty much his strategy for Gaza and Ukraine) Break them down, appear to repair and claim victory.
#scam#transparent#egotist

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@wildethingy Then to appear to fix it and be the great saviour of world economies and Middle East and Cold Wars?

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@TrumpDailyPosts Ever thought he might be intentionally crashing markets, including the US? To then reduce/remove tariffs on the quiet, markets recover and he bigs himself up as the victor for saving world economies?
#scam#sheep#blindtoreality

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Tattoo is a drag queen #behindthemask

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@MDenys_

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@blanketperson Mine too

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@BadFiggle Beautiful