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the cold winds are rising and winter is coming

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Is life worth living ??

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Received my first liver kick today 🤮

[𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 @MrLeadslinger]

Seriously, WTF? We’re governed by fossils.

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Let's have a toast for the douchebags !!

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The dialogue in #HouseofThedragon is so much better than the last 3 seasons of #gameofthrones

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Jerry refuses to go to a Cash Only diner. J:"They’ve seen the credit card! They know the credit card! It’s time to accept the credit card!"

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George's GF wants a "no phones at dinner" rule. G: "We had a good thing going, Jerry! Now we're supposed to talk? That can only end badly!"

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Just here waiting for a new season of curb your enthusiasm

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@PhreeGaming I just got shadowbanned today, and I'm nowhere as good as you, I had three 9-12 kill games and then im in hacker lobbies

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@JoeMiller101 Final fantasy 7

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@CallofDuty presicion air strikes are causing my game to crash ok pc, please take them out until yall fix it

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I don't understand how people enjoy their voice so much that meetings are longer than they're supposed to !!

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If I ever get three wishes, one of them will be for a brand new set of knees

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I'm not superstitious, im a littlesticious

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ÎleSoniq 2022: Enter to WIN x2 Gold Weekend Passes!: https://t.co/Ri0c40Hm5F

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Body 36 years old, calves still 15 !!

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You don't need Givenchy, you need Jesus!!

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I think I've had too much internet for the day already !

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Catching covid on grand prix weekend, woo-hoo!!

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@CanadaFP Two months into 2022, and here is the joke of the year!!