Prim Christopher

Cloud & Platform Engineering 👨‍💻

[Prim Christopher @ChristopherPrim]

Totally TRUE!!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NO JOKE: @elonmusk bashes liberals for failing to understand "the essence of comedy." https://t.co/X1LMqxp8Tm

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Full access” 😂

[Andrews Abreu @AndrewsAbreu]

#ÚLTIMO La embajada de Estados Unidos, solicitó al centro comercial CCCT en Caracas, el área de las terrazas para un show de fuegos artificiales para celebrar el día de la independencia de los EEUU y el 250 aniversario.

[Donald J. Trump Posts from Truth Social @DonaldTrumpNat]

Venezuela could become the 51st state soon.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is Paris, France tonight. Import the third world, become the third world.

[Prim Christopher @ChristopherPrim]

@WatcherGuru 🔥🔥🔥

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The resume is dying, as hiring shifts towards skills, portfolios and real work proof, per Forbes.

[Grafana @grafana]

⚠️ On May 16, 2026, we confirmed a targeted attack by a cybercrime group that gained unauthorized access to our GitHub repositories and downloaded our codebase.

Here is the latest update about our investigations. https://t.co/C2btjWDOxu

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

New from President Trump on Truth:

[Grafana @grafana]

🚨 We recently discovered that an unauthorized party obtained a token with access to the Grafana Labs GitHub environment, enabling the threat actor to download our codebase. (1/6)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@megbasham 🎯

The incredible hypocrisy of his lie becomes blatantly obvious when you realize that there is a 0.0% probability of casting Shaka Zulu as White.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

“I’m not kidding when I say any of this, but the role of Achilles will reportedly be played by Elliot Page. Meaning the most famous warrior in history... not just Greek history, all of history... is about to be played by a transgender woman”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Variety Chris Nolan is pissing on Homer’s grave. Disgraceful.

[Alerta News 24 @AlertaNews24]

🇺🇸 | AHORA: El senador Rubio luciendo el atuendo de Maduro a bordo del Air Force One en camino a China.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

WTF!! NASA said for years there was no evidence of UFOs, and yet today's release has a photo from the Apollo 12 mission in 1969 with at least FIVE UFOs in it.

[MLB Europe @MLBEurope]

May the fourth be with you

#StarWarsDay

[Ayaan 🐧 @twtayaan]

🚨 Argo CD users have a serious problem.

- Low-privilege users could read Kubernetes resources outside their app scope
- ServerSideDiff=true made it worse
- Plaintext Secrets could be exposed with zero redaction

Affected:
- 3.2 < v3.2.11
- 3.3 < v3.3.9

Fix:
> Upgrade now
> Disable ServerSideDiff=true
> Tighten RBAC
> Rotate Secrets if enabled

This one is bad.

https://t.co/KkF9IJx35v

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Area 51 hit by unusual earthquake swarm, sparking fears of secret testing, Daily Mail reports.

[Marco Scutaro @Marc0Scutaro]

Very happy to announce I have accepted the role as Manager for the @RedSox. Let’s get to work

[Guillermo Rauch @rauchg]

Here's my update to the broader community about the ongoing incident investigation. I want to give you the rundown of the situation directly.

A Vercel employee got compromised via the breach of an AI platform customer called https://t.co/7PY6gGtzgI that he was using. The details are being fully investigated.

Through a series of maneuvers that escalated from our colleague’s compromised Vercel Google Workspace account, the attacker got further access to Vercel environments.

Vercel stores all customer environment variables fully encrypted at rest. We have numerous defense-in-depth mechanisms to protect core systems and customer data. We do have a capability however to designate environment variables as “non-sensitive”. Unfortunately, the attacker got further access through their enumeration.

We believe the attacking group to be highly sophisticated and, I strongly suspect, significantly accelerated by AI. They moved with surprising velocity and in-depth understanding of Vercel.

At the moment, we believe the number of customers with security impact to be quite limited. We’ve reached out with utmost priority to the ones we have concerns about. All of our focus right now is on investigation, communication to customers, enhancement of security measures, and sanitization of our environments. We’ve deployed extensive protection measures and monitoring. We’ve analyzed our supply chain, ensuring Next.js, Turbopack, and our many open source projects remain safe for our community.

The recommendation for all Vercel customers is to follow the Security Bulletin closely (https://t.co/BLVnic9fJC). My advice to everyone is to follow the best practices of security response: secret rotation, monitoring access to your Vercel environments and linked services, and ensuring the proper use of the sensitive env variables feature.

In response to this, and to aid in the improvement of all of our customers’ security postures, we’ve already rolled out new capabilities in the dashboard, including an overview page of environment variables, and a better user interface for sensitive env var creation and management. As always, I’m totally open to your feedback.

We’re working with elite cybersecurity firms, industry peers, and law enforcement. We’ve reached out to Context to assist in understanding the full scale of the incident, in an effort to protect other organizations and the broader internet. I also want to thank the Google Mandiant team for their active engagement and assistance.

It’s my mission to turn this attack into the most formidable security response imaginable. It’s always been a top priority for me. Vercel employs some of the most dedicated security researchers and security-minded engineers in the world. I commit to keeping you updated and rolling out extensive improvements and defenses so you, our customers and community, can have the peace of mind that Vercel always has your back.

[Eduardo Menoni @eduardomenoni]

🇩🇪🇪🇺La líder del partido de derecha AfD en Alemania, Alice Weidel:

“Saldrémos de la Unión Europea. Deportaremos a los inmigrantes ilegales y aumentaremos la seguridad fronteriza”.