Christopher Trainor

[Christopher Trainor @ChristopherTr10]

@3clare Brennan's, today's bread today

[Christopher Trainor @ChristopherTr10]

No more drunken bines #newme

[REXY @Jack_Martin15]

I am a wanker and I love it

[Christopher Trainor @ChristopherTr10]

@_TomMcClelland I love you just the way you are

[Christopher Trainor @ChristopherTr10]

@_TomMcClelland Catholics are human too Tom

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Just in case any Man Utd fans are getting too carried away with the Ronaldo news.

[Dave @rundaverun93]

They've missed the part in John Terry Mums sex tape when the camera turns round.

[Dan @GhostOfCFC]

John Terry's Mum....

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

#StillHurts

[Christopher Trainor @ChristopherTr10]

@3clare I wish I'd been kidnapped an hour earlier. Longest walk of my life

[Christopher Trainor @ChristopherTr10]

Martin O'Neill looks like a librarian but his banter on bbc is brilliant

[Christopher Trainor @ChristopherTr10]

I canny speak