Christopher English

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

@realdonaldtrump She's not a good person.
https://t.co/oKvtXGXq2K

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

And they all knew it but kept it from the public on purpose.

Big Pharma hates Trump for taking on the gouging of Americans with drug pricing while offering the same drugs elsewhere in the world for pennies in the dollar.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Note to Republican Blacks: You now ain't black, please turn in your minority card to the DNC for redistribution to pacific islanders.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Note to Canadians: proactice your ghetto-voice vernacular now and you too can be Vice President without ever answering any unscripted questions! Eh?

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Congratulations to Big Dementia biotech lobbyists, you'll sell so much more product if such a high-profile customer successfully pulls off a coup!

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

News update: Millions of ball-point pens were married to US Citizens on Nov. 4th so their votes for Biden could be considered "legal" when placed later that day.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

I am surprised how many people are turning out to celebrate an early call for a corporate-backed win. Even if it stands, it's odd. "Go corporate interests!"(?)

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Covid-19 was magically no longer a concern once the election was declared won (albeit stolen). Not resolved yet though...

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

The crowd outside the White House celebrating Joe Biden’s projected victory is blaring YMCA — the song President Trump closed out his latest rallies with.

[Rania Khalek @RaniaKhalek]

So weird that Russia decided to sit this election out. We were told they are the reason Trump won in 2016 and we should fear them in 2020. It’s almost like the Russians are only invoked when necessary to explain away Democratic losses.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Nevermind about that last Tweet, the TV dinner cna just be placed into office with "found votes" on the final night of the week-long election in 2024.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Democrats: Start campaigning now, there's a half-eaten TV dinner in a trash bin somewhere that was just thrown out with 100% more charisma than your current puppets!

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Coincidentally enough, ballot-readable pen sales to the DNC were up 10,000,000% for the month of October.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Luckily we all believe that record numbers of Republicans were voted to take House and Senate seats, but record votes were cast for the impressive Joe Biden also.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

So many people and piles of fake votes are jealous of Venezuela.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

I can't wait for actors and comedians to start wearing Nascar-style outfits with corporate sponsor patches.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

Congratulations to all of the celebrities who have alienated half or more of your fan bases with your Very Important political Tweets.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

I assume someone fared democrats to see if a corpse can be scammed into the Presidential office. I challenge you for 2021 to try to get an actual animal scammed in next!

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

I'm going to start marking "other" on race questions, I want tons of free stuff too.

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

So will the government assign us the 20-30 illegals that we have to financially support, or can we go to adoption centers?

[Christopher English @ChristphrEnglsh]

For anyone concerned about Kamala Harris' plans if she wins the office legally, please refer to her press conferences with unscripted questions. Oh, uhh these don't exist?