Captain C.M Harkness

Wrangler of Dreams, Mistress of Sourdough, Spinner of wool and tall tales. I am Thanatos' Rodeo Clown

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

I have just set the personal goal of developing my own ice cream flavor. No idea what the ingredients will be but the name has to be Frosty Bitch.

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@jackbern23 After listening to your geeking out about maps on the latest People's Podcast, I have to ask if you have this book. I am also a map geek!

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@TwinzerDad Andrew Hunter Murray, The Last Day read by Gemma Whelan.

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@susie_dent The sheriff where I grew up in the Midwest, USA was named Sheriff Lawless

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@susie_dent My favorite is a cardiologist at the hospital named Dr. Heart. And the "low key" overhead announcement of a cardiac arrest was "paging Dr Heart to....(location). Needless to say, the cardiologist never received overhead pages.

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@BookOfTM As an American, I heartily concur

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@lauralexx Just milk...sorry so late, lol

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@lauralexx Yes, milk....it works, promise

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@andrewhunterm there was only one person I could think of here...

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

Highly recommend The White Vault podcast. Do you like arctic stories gone horribly wrong? Are you a fan of the movie The Thing? Are you a fan of the tv show Fortitude? Are you currently high on cold medicine and running a fever? This might be for you...

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@A_WhiteShark

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

Recent experience: Standing in front of the gorgeous Pacific ocean and asking someone "yeah, but have you seen Lake Superior??"@LakeSuperior

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@Lead_Flinger

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@BookOfTM Feel better soon!

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@BookOfTM I work in hospice and there is nothing better than coming home on Taskmaster night, listening to @EdGambleComedy podcast, and tuning into the Reddit Taskmaster threads. I used to feel guilty for my indulgence but now I say fuck it! It makes me happy in a sad world. I love it all!

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

Once every two to three years, something comes over me. It is echoed in the call of the loon and the lonely sweep of drifting snow across the barren prairie. It is the call of my people, and the center of my soul laid bare.
It is an overpowering urge for tuna hotdish.

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

Six years after dreaming of a fiber art coral reef, it is actually happening. #linconcityoregon #hyperboliccrochet #freeformcrochet #marineart #marinestudies #coralreef #coral #reef #lincolncityculturalcenter

[♥ 𝓜.𝓢. 𝓗𝓐𝓡𝓚𝓝𝓔𝓢𝓢 ♥ @msharkness]

In-person memoir workshop in Gainesville 🐊
https://t.co/mu1nXSbprt

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

true hell is reading a Harry Potter book out loud:

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@jackbern23 My nuanced take after growing up on Lake Superior, moving to the east coast and now the west coast, it's a combination of not seeing the other side combined with the salt air and tidal action. But don't mess with Lake Superior in the fall/ winter. Much more dangerous.

[Captain C.M Harkness @ChristyHarkness]

@jackbern23 I need to bring my best friend @LakeSuperior into this discussion