Christy

Well-meaning, professional napper by day; RN by night. Awkardest human being at all times. 🙃

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Shoutout to @McDonalds in Harwood Heights for answering the phone & telling me what the #2 is. 7 years later & I still don’t know what the hell my husband eats from McDs bfast 🤭 I know it’s the #2 tho! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

@ItsTheSituation Not the little sleepies on them!! 🤗

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

@aSebastian22 @wordplay_kid26 Oh whoops that’s how you know I didn’t twitter lol didn’t see what was attached!

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

@aSebastian22 @wordplay_kid26 Hi?

[yung_trill22 @aSebastian22]

Saw #ZachLaVine today while brunching. He was watching #DeMarDeRozan highlights. Love this team so much. #BullsNation #ChicagoBulls

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/e5s8Y3N7Dz

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

@jbmar_88 Omgggg see! That’s why I get so nervous bc Alex loves to snowboard and I just foresee my injuries. I mean you’re so much more athletic than me & the struggle! 😭 lol that’s awesome he got it tho! Keep taking him! Well maybe U stay home 😂

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

@jbmar_88 How was it?!?

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/eOLRqphdSx

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Merry Christmas everybody, from all 7 of us! 👩🏻👨🏽👧🏻👶🏽🐱🐶🐱🎄💚❤️ #FullHouse #SaddestDogInAllTheLand #NocheBuena https://t.co/kHxhs8Uf7w

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Who needs a daughter when you’ve got an amazing piece of cheese?! 🧀 #HappyDaughtersDay https://t.co/qDPCJmRxEL

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/uugPFR7Lvy

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Proud of this kiddo for sticking to joining the Cross Country team on a whim & sticking to it. Maybe she’s not all my non-athletic genes. 🙃 Pre & post pic from her 1st meet! 🤗 #LPXC #GoLions https://t.co/IpaxwRcoki

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Even though H.S. looks different right now, you’re still a freshy & I’ll make sure to throw a pennies at you!!! 😉 Good luck to all on the 1st day of school! @ Lincoln Park High School… https://t.co/DfKwJZGjNH

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Happy birthday, my little girl! A toast to not throwing away our shot & having a year filled with learning & growing & being forever us! 🎉 🎂 #14 #31 https://t.co/j6OQw3DVDs

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

@jbmar_88 I swear to God... life doesn’t want me to go hiking! 😭 😭

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Caturdays are for home jacuzzi tub soaks, margaritas w/tajin, Fizz intruding on your personal time & early 2000 hits in the background. #AndBFsWhoCaptureMoments https://t.co/yLGAg2CqLx

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

@jbmar_88 Oh noooo- try heat packs??

[Christy @ChristyMartini]

Dreaming about mommy whiles she’s at work 💭❤️ https://t.co/eQrCVAb0Cn