Kids are fun and all, until you're trying to convince a 3 year old that you truly ARE their "real big big mommy" and not their "spare big big mommy". At 2:00am. For over an hour.
Teddy ran through my office totally naked.��
Me: Why are you naked at work?
T: Millie took all of my bodydogans!
Me: Bodydogans? Is that what we're calling clothes now?
T: I'M NAKED AND HAVE NO BODYDOGANS!
"Take your kids to work bc everyone else has covid" is going great.
Instead of clickbait with guns in front of Christmas trees, we decided to actually tell you what we accomplished for the community and country this year. 😌
Here’s our 21 wins for 2021 🎆
Love your neighbor is not a political statement, it’s a biblical one
Welcome the stranger is not a political statement, it’s a biblical one
Feed the hungry is not a political statement, it’s a biblical one
Put away your sword is not a political statement, it’s a biblical one.
Millie in August: I want to be a dragon for Halloween!
Millie in September: I want to be a dragon for Halloween!
Millie in October: I want to be a dragon for Halloween!
Millie today: I want to be a butterfly fairy for Halloween!
Meeting M's kindergarten teacher for the first time, and making smalltalk.
Me: I'm an environmental educator
2 year old: and I'm a BOY!!
#hesnotshyatall
Father-in-law: Please take some tomatoes, I planted too many.
Me, politely: Oh?
FiL: Yes. I was supposed to only plant 12 plants.
Me, politely: Ah.
FiL: I planted 76 plants.
Me: That is ... significantly ... more than 12.
FiL: Yes.
Checked into a hotel last night for a quick getaway. The nice lady asked me if I had a floor preference. I blanked and answered, "solid?". So I guess we need to move now.
I woke up in the middle of the night having dreamt up the perfect plot and title of a best-selling novel. Once I figure out what was going on with my subconscious, I'll get started writing.
Look for "Lost in Taco-Land", coming to a bookstore near you!
5.5 year old: I'm a super hero!
Me, playing along: SuperKid to the rescue!
5.5 year old, with sass: I'm not rescuing, I'm just visiting.
#theteenyearsaregonnabegreat