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@goneers I would have guessed mango.
@goneers It looks wonderful! Congratulations, and happy Mother’s Day. Cory remains so missed.
I have been smelling cookouts all day in my neighborhood. I might have to fire up the grill tonight! 🔥
Twice today I have been in the presence of people who decided to break into song. First was at Auto Bell and now at a #SuperBowl party. I’m not hanging out with singers. Stop singing out loud uninvited.
Updates and a restart of my computer…yeah…that’s why I came in before the sun was up.
@elonmuskmel7 THOUSANDS of years? I push a lot of expiration dates, but there is a not a food I am eating that is even ONE thousand years old. I don’t even think wine ages that long. Water? Maybe water.
Somehow in recent years Christmas has become more chore and less magic. More demand and less joy. More obligation and less spirit. I must restore the proper balance.
I don’t know what idiot dressed me for fall today when it is clearly winter!
@PeteKaliner Should I curse it out now for being a big failure?
I decided to try to get AI to help me with a pretty overwhelming, tedious, and dull work project. Here's how it's gone:
Me: Are you able to create an Excel spreadsheet of the purchases made on these statements?
(I was later advised to just tell it what to do, not to ask it.)
In short...I continue to type my own spreadsheet.
Computer gave me an incomplete spreadsheet.
Me: You did not include all transactions.
I need an Excel document of all spending transactions for every statement period.
Computer:
@lynn_upchu4538 Aw...I NEVER forget how much I love you (and Sylvia)! Excited to see you in a couple of weeks!
Do you ever see people you haven’t seen in a while and realize you forgot exactly how much you love them? That is this weekend for me.
Things are going well at work.
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@wil_da_beast630 It is. I work out basically once a week. If I am amazing, I do something else during the week like…walk.
I know I should do more. But this is me not doing less. This is me doing more than I have done. And as tiny as it is, it matters.
So - good job.
I recommend not f*cking around with what John Stamos intended, but you do you. Enjoy! https://t.co/gY7ozBLE1E
Kind of missing the days when the most annoying thing that might happen was I’d agree to do a recipe chain mail thing and nobody would send me a recipe. So, here’s a really good marinade, only I can’t find the original, unadulterated one online.
https://t.co/9Rde898g8J
Someone please go hang out with @PeteKaliner and give blood since I'm sick and cannot this year. Help Save Lives! 6th Annual WBT Little Heroes Blood Drives
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