Chris

just here to play with other kids,nothing hectic

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

Damn i love this

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Keabetswe🌬 @akreana_]

I wonder if the lady in the video knows how iconic she is😭😭

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

Bafana Bafana be playing like we playing with Ajax Capetown#Worldcup

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@ZamakonkeK Unfortunately someone just added that word,we dont have Pizza in Xitsonga language, never had one.

[The King of Trolls @StHonorable]

That's me cooking for myself at the age of 65 because I refused to marry a baby mama of two. I tried to search for maidens but the age was against me since I started by being a player.

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@_BlackZA Welcome back he Ngwenya n Congrats 👏

[BOPHA @SigaBopha__]

Amantombazana ayafana nje nama foreigner.. Mawuthi uyanini kini umuntu uyakwata 🤦🏽‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️😭😭😭💔

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@Ed_UberDriver You too guys neeh are damn Creative in this App,some will fall for it

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@EugeniaNtlhakie Bee Gee

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@Rambohannes Not my Dr's place guys

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@simz_youbeauty Doing that is considered self hate, Haykhona🫩

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Some years ago, my uncle brought his side chick over to visit for a weekend. But, the very same night, his wife came back unexpectedly. Apparently she was supposed to attend a friend's event but the person who was supposed to pick her up and her friends from the bus station had a breakdown so they postponed to travel the next day. The wife came back and found the girlfriend there.

To cover up his mess, my uncle said his girlfriend was my babe. Eish, okay, I played along and pretended as if the girl and I were dating. Then it was at night so we had to go and sleep. My uncle wanted to cry. He was in pain to see me go to my room with his girlfriend. He became moody, one moment he had a headache the next thing, a runny tummy.

I had no choice but to share my bed with Ousi Palesa. I am not sure what really happened that night, but we woke up very late tired as hell, and no one could explain what happened to Ousi Palesa's weave and underwear until we found it under my bed. When we joined my uncle and his wife for breakfast, my uncle was playing a song by Zola 7 - "Eyamadoda ayipheli." Sadly, my uncle's wife decided that she was no longer going to attend the party. Ousi Palesa left the next day on a Sunday.

My problem now is that, 7 years later , I received a call from my uncle: "Yes Mdlw*mbe uyayikhumbula leya ngoma ka Zola 7?, now it's 7 years later. Palesa has a son, and ufana nawe kawu'7."
I am devastated ...😭

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@SoupLorrd Im coming for BLAOK LAEBL and MARETLL

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@vantababii @Awuti_eshap @SongezoZibi Why lie in public platform?

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

What if we get to Heaven thinking that we're going to relax and chill, then BOOM!!!! It's a call center for prayers 😭😭😭

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@nasiphim Thanks Madam Mayor

[Chris @ChriswaMaria]

@rainSouthAfrica Rain network will teach you patience, you will learn by fire by force,Worst network ever

[Mkhulu Bae @LesegoMalapane1]

This weekend ONLY 24 - 25 Jan 2023
PHYSICAL ONLY!

I'll be helping batho ba batlang mmereko free of charge
Bring di coin that amount to R10 fela, i will provide the rest.

No chance takers i am doing this to give back to people le ska kwala space for people who actually need this.

RT o romele friends or family.
Whatsapp to book a slot.