Christie Arakelian

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

Why do Armenians say that it is later than it actually is?
Time:6:10
My mom: Arten 7 gulla gor

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

Armenian moms today be like “Aman, to to to”🧿

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

I don't get how I always choose the wrong lane at a Chick-fil-A drive thru...

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

Ok so he wants to go to SC without substantiating his claims, but if I don't want to support my evidence in essays I can't get an A? Seems legit.

[Tommy @Tommyornah]

No President has had to fortify the White House on election eve.

He is a failure. Remember this when you vote.

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

Seriously looks like LA has a filter on rn.

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

@Tinker_Bella18 You tell them Ravenclaw.

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

@mimimeems_ I feel like that was a personal attack

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

@Leon_Kodab @ani_lion21 I think you guys might be cousins

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

Anyone know when Liz Anya is touring?

[David Sikabwe from Going Spaceward @thustweetsdavid]

Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige.

(My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

Hey @Leon_Kodab you wanna mindlessly walk around Target with me sometime this week?

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

If Jesus was born in our generation, do you think his preferred pronouns would be thee, thy, thou, and thine?

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

@Tinker_Bella18 Can I ride shotgun?

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

"The housekeeper came today, I taught her how to clean."
- My Morqour (2018)

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

One time I had a phone interview, and they asked me about my typing skills, and I replied with "Yeah I can"

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

@Leon_Kodab Clearly you don't, you spelled "shit" wrong

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

College Rule #1: If your classmate has a hydroflask, befriend them, they have their shit together.

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

Good Times @Natalieanz @MireilleBedoian

[Christie Arakelian @Chrisy_Missy]

@MireilleBedoian and I went to Texas to buy a "New York" sweater. #Basic