Chris Giacobbe

I laugh at my own jokes so you should too CU ‘21

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

I don't shower in water,
I shower in money,
And it's horribly unsanitary.

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@Shuckaveli These are the last 12 months of money you’re getting out of me I can’t do this anymore

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

Please stop sending me these how much more money do you need, I already told you I’m allergic to sherbert

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

I know it’s April but I still lie awake wondering about the origin of this photo

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

Just got drug tested for baby aspirin y’all 😔😔 send your prayers 🙌🏼

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

I am Chris, patron saint of wine tomorrow morning and night.

oh... perhaps...

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

I also seem to be rapidly losing friends now but I think thats unrelated

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

I’m realizing that my vocabulary is slowly deteriorating because I still answer everything with “joe mama”

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@PatBell21 I did. Uroboros was hungry.

[Patrick Bell @PatBell21]

Doing shots while watching Drake and Josh with roomie @Chrizrox13 is the only reason I came to college

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@brooklynnashley What’s worse is we all accepted it, not a soul in that chat even questioned it

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@devinjules so this is what betrayal feels like.

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@brooklynnashley You should’ve put the volume up on the TV to drown out the whistling

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@anniebo_nannie @iamkatori Even though the tweet was deleted i know what the context of this is and I blame dylan

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@john_jack22 Use them wisely my guy

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

Hey everyone!
Starting a fitness account and I just hope you can all support me. Thanks!

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@asennett33 this is the new summer training work out

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@anniebo_nannie Next time you’ll get the entire dance at 200% speed

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

@rachelbello139 Honestly it’s what makes this all worth it,

[Chris Giacobbe @Chrizrox13]

I’d like to make a formal apology to my neighbors for the unholy groans I make after my alarm goes off for the 60th time in the morning