MelaninMartin

[🦇 @aricolonthree]

bam if he was in that helicopter

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Female lawyer announcing that she saved a pedophile/murderer from death with a girlboss reaction video

We live in hell

[NoNAAME @jo98004]

Me trying to convince the Best Buy employee that I didn’t shove the entire displayed Nintendo Switch 2 up my ass (I did) but the system isn’t melding well with my insides so it starts short-circuiting and sending electronic shocks to my rectum, causing me to tweak in front of the suspecting wagie:

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

LMFAOOOO bro how do I switch my timeline to strictly Spanish twitter😭😭

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Isaac Young @HariSel57511397]

Being an author and learning my brother is a talented artist

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Athena Grant will be sent to space in the new season of ‘9-1-1’

[falka @mvdpire]

imagine someone made a fanfiction about your WIFE and her COSTAR’s chemistry from a trilogy they starred in and that fanfic is PUBLISHED into a book and they cast YOU as the male lead

[Joseph ☽ @EmeraldBaz]

I am not debating the Batman one. I go off of the comics and nothing else!

[theRadBrad @thaRadBrad]

@chrissmoove People seem to forget that Smoove has been around YT for 17 years. He invented the manual.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

@Lurfondler THAT/NIGGA

[Andrew — e/acc @astralmatrix]

@thedimitri *5' 11" men

[nick @lovechazelle]

am i stupid why is an astronaut in the ocean

[PhantasmWolvez @PWolvez]

That cut off transition is crazy lol

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

I have a hot take to say, and basically it's that this kind of thing is expected of you as a parent. If your kid is starting to say misogynistic shit you need to question them about it immediately and do what this mom did

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

this film is so fucking incredible that I’ll never stop talking about it, I’ve watched it 3 times already I can’t stop.

read our ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review: https://t.co/nJjyr286Xd

[uuuuuugh @MyHairEatsKids]

this scenes actually a great example of a kids show actually incorporating internet humor in a way that works rather than just being like
"lol guys look at this reference... give us attention please"

[Rivals Alerts @MarvelRivalsALT]

Aura farming #MarvelRivals