Chrome Coconut

full-body circumcision scar

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

In honour of those lost during 9/11, please join us for a moment of loud. *whole baseball arena starts screaming*

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@weiss_hadas Deja vu

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

@ubunt22 @DreamLeaf5 This is literally how all ducks mate. They almost exclusively mate through rape. Also a lot of animals mate through rape or at least under threat of violence. Lions also rape under threat of violence all the time. They’ll even kill cubs to force the mother to mate again

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

@ArbeePoo Let’s ask! @DGlaucomflecken

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

@hausofdecline But his opinions are shit so we expose him as the barely sapient gremlin he is

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

@flackospalace It is not! This is called “constructive dismissal” and still requires a severance

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

@tiadeeznuts Lots of explaining to do

[J//G0Ξ @JagoeCapital]

Turns out, MULTIPLE targets of Ted Kaczynski were Epstein-affiliated pedos

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

I don’t think he wants him to use any bathroom. I think he just doesn’t want him to exist.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

So now transphobes want men to use the women’s bathroom?

I know I say it a lot but I genuinely can’t comprehend living my life this bothered by absofuckinlutely everything

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

That purple hair coming off as stolen valour rn

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Top House Democratic appropriator Rosa Delauro will not commit to reducing ICE funding

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

There’s something ironic and kinda gross that they got the child depicted with stripper boots

[Regina Bauer 🇪🇪🇺🇦 @petite_michelle]

Should we tell him?

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

Why did they have to add that puff of smoke at :18?

Did… did the ai accidentally generate cat pussy and the dude had to censor it…?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

for those of you who aren't up on the latest brain rot, this is the reason that a single stick of RAM for your gaming PC costs $9000

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

Funee :))

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

what is the lore behind your pinned tweet

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

You checked?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

There are no virgins in Washington.

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

Meanwhile brown parents be like “whoever you are go get me something”

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

Then just wait until some dumbass says “people on snap are allowed to buy CHOCOLATE and SUGAR?”

[Bob Miller @miller_bob72327]

@cristela9 Flour, nuts, chocolate chips and sugar are eligible on SNAP.

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

She beat him so hard he turned light skin 😭😭

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

just been crying at this all night

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

You do realise this building still exists right? Like you can go visit it right now?

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

We used to be a proper country

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

Their eyes glow so blue and the background is so yellow I thought this was a Dune reference 😭😭

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

@alsoarf It bothers me so much that I’m tempted to kill and kill and kill until the feeling goes away

[Chrome Coconut @ChromeCoconut]

@sweetseaslug There are no coincidences