Chrome Oxide

I write humorous SF&F. However, I've been accused of writing murder mysteries since I murder the English language and it's a mystery how I get published.

[Chrome Oxide @ChromeOxide]

I write humorous science fiction and fantasy. However, I've been accused of writing murder mysteries since I murder the English language and it's a mystery how I get published.
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I can also be found at:
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but lost everywhere else.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-07-14

I was told don't engage with criminals. I never get engaged with anyone on a first date.

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I’m on a roll. This is my second short story sale this year. Details will follow as I receive them.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-07-07

I started going to a gym that advertised, Has Mat. After I worked out once they changed it to Haz Mat.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-06-30

Have you considered that train engineers have loco motives?

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-06-23

When I forget to pay my electrical bill, I prefer to think I've been delighted.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-06-16

Did you hear about the gay defendant who didn't want straight people in the court because he wanted a jury of his queers?

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@klhicks912 As an author I want to try selling more short stories.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-06-09

Our writing group prompt was aftermath, but all I could think of was algebra, trigonometry and calculus.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-06-02

I don't mind being a little overweight because that means my jokes won't fall flat, they'll fall fat.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-05-26

I put a giant slug in a story because I wanted a monster that didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Based Book Sale: Summer 2026

From Wednesday, May 20, 2026, 12:00 AM PDT through Wednesday, May 27, 2025, 12:00 AM PDT.

The eBook for "28 Minutes Into The Future" is part of this sale..

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-05-19

My Uber drove me to murder, but we stopped for Starbucks first.

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@klhicks912 I create a title for my novels and short stories based on characters, plot or something else associated with the story. Sometimes I know the title before I start writing, other times only after I've finished. usually somewhere in the middle of the writing process.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-05-12

I was embarrassed when I tried to hire an injury attorney and found out he wouldn't harm anyone.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-05-05

As a horror writer, I don't think of my first drafts as bare bones.,I consider them skeletons.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-28

I thought I was in heaven when I found a model kit store next to a plastic surgeon until I found out it wasn't that kind of plastic surgery.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-21

My next story is about a killer who stalks writers and collects their eyes because he wants an authorize collection.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-14

I aim to be funny, but sometimes I hit serious.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-04-07

A non-tech friend told me how much he likes silicon valley. It took me a moment to realize he was talking about his favorite strip club.

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TUESDAY FUNNY 2026-03-31

At a recent party I was asked if I could be a little friendly. I responded, "I can't be friendly, but I can belittle."

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