Osseodrone Alpha

Chrome Bones is my killjoy name. A steam-powered superghoul. I read a lot (mostly scrolls in unwritten languages) and play a lot of pokemon. I cook for a living

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

If the shoe fits, smoke it. #420 #LaceItUp

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

I hear you bragging about your photographic memory, but you've got nothing on my photovoltaic memory.

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

Gettin that MAD OVERTIME CASH 💰💵💳💸💲💲💲

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

Lard Frappé #NorthMeetsSouth

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

@Owl_Tits Ronald McDonald Red

[Spikier Caterpillar @SpikyCaterpillr]

@ApprovedNews6 Given widespread allegations of [REDACTED] amongst identity chip manufacturers, what safeguards protect against ▇█▇█▓▓▓▊?

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

Who'd've thought the most brutal pokemon I raised would be this dork? Swept 5 of champion's team including metagrossM

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

"They should be using 'them' not 'it.' 'It' is for objects. And babies."

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

"What has he been eating in the distortion world for five years??" @thegayspaghetti: "He used to have /six/ pokemon."

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

"Gee, thanks Inter-dimensional Homeless Guy!"

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

50 shades of playing Street Fighter II Turbo together

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I saw another fat bearded dad on the street with a crazed look in his eye today, and I knew immediately that Hopslam was out on the shelves.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

It WAS Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve but I bet when Steve showed up Adam was all like heeeeeey

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

@Loggweiser you're gonna look so extremely WHITE xD

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

@Loggweiser i hope you don't mean for you >_> haha

[Osseodrone Alpha @Chrome_Bones_]

AWRIGHT AWRIGHT AWRIGHT AWRIGHT!

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BREAKING: Seven Time Travelers Bearing "Urgent Warning" of "Terrible Plague" Arrested for Trespassing