The reason yo wife never takes you out the country for vacation is cause you somehow always seem to find the thickest local ass to leave your nut on.
And most of them love the tourists anyways, so ofc theyre gonna play along.
You accidentally gave your daughters bf your husbands rhino pills and now he has a raging headache and boner.
Taking him to the store didnt work either.
Actually made it worse.
And you couldnt send him home like that so, well...
You had to book a hotel.
My mother in law looked bored so I offered her some dick and her ass lit up. I told my wife don't come home for a few hours and she knew exactly why. She just said make sure to leave some dick for her when she gets home