Chronic TikTok Takes

What the username says.

[Dan 🐩🐩🐩 @danshep55]

This kid is like 9 and figured out in 15 minutes what it took me 20 years to figure out that buying off the bottom bollenger band is pretty cool

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@MansandNem If it’s not that serious, you wouldn’t mind if I eye poked you like this, right?

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Its almost wigger winter

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@RonYusupov @TRobinsonNewEra Is his jaw broken?? It looks swollen, shifted to one side, and as though he cannot fully close his mouth. I pray to God my eyes are just deceiving me.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

It is time for me to finally confess. I am not Bill Hicks. I am not a clone. I am not a shape shifting reptilian. I am Sam Hyde time traveler from the future returned to the year 2025 to save earth. The Sam Hyde of 2025 was not aware of this fact until now..

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@brutalamericans @Cernovich Same here. A friend of mine made a group chat and called us unprompted after being MIA for 3 months (depressive bipolar). I won’t be graphic, but we witnessed his death and heard his parents screaming. I’ve been having PTSD episodes again. I keep replaying Charlie in my head.

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

already loving the new american pope

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@Dave51256694215 They dress like school shooters, radical Islam aside 🤣

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@KatKanada_TM Haha, Tucker was actually calling us "Al-Freakin-Berta" during the Edmonton show 🤣

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@LiberyRiver @GortGort127809 @LogicFirst1 @EndWokeness I went to one of his shows. He definitely made some wokish comments but was also screaming out to the giant crowd cancelable slurs Twitter would try to destroy his career over LOL. There were many shocked gasps and laughs from the audience for the entire duration.

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@larryelder Thank you for the Twitter timeline palate cleanser, Larry!

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@Emilio2763 Women like these want to be treated like a 'women,' wined & dined on the first date but have the most masculine attitudes / personalities imaginable.

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@EST1951 LOL, I was on his live and saw your comments in real time 💀

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@ShitpostGate I'm telling people Jesus was a blue-collar fork lift operator now.

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@TheLaurenChen So basically, "We do not punish people who are in celebration of terrorists attacks, including the terrorism committed on Americans."

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@Chrissysplat @by_pets They're so large I admittedly didn't notice them 😭

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@jdpowell72 @Smurf4555 @EndWokeness That's one of the nicest compliments I've seen on Twitter, LOL.

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@TonySeruga I mourn this so heavily for the Iranians. The beauty of Iran and its people in the 60s and 70s is just something so special. It's one of my "Roman Empires" as the trend would go.

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@OliLondonTV We all know if any Middle Eastern country caught wind of her presence in their country, they'd hunt her down to publically execute her.

She defends the people who would do the same to her, without hesitation, and with all more reason in their minds of her inevitable demise.

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@xxclusionary I'm sure he'd be the one to call the Canadian Trucker 'Freedom Fighters' white supremist terrorists though.

The definition always changes with the leftist political landscape.