Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga

🐢 Laughs, #Mental Health, & Good Vibes 🐢 25% of Revenue is Donated to #Turtle Conservation 🐢 Sea of Thieves VOD’s on YouTube! 🐢

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

Today, on behalf of the Tortuga fam, we donated to @SaveGalapagos! If you didn’t know, 25% of proceeds earned on https://t.co/MK2KSXA3HK go directly to a Turtle Organization!🐢

Due to a generous donor, ALL DONO’s made by 9/19 are TRIPLED!

YOU make this possible!

Thank you! ❤️

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@Xbox @Marvel Please help me be the best spouse ever this September… 🍑🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

😱😱😱

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@SeaOfThieves Server just crashed with Marblebeard and Allmondbeard at 3:05PM EST and session cannot be rejoined. Just restarted my game and my boat is still “out at sea” and cannot be selected. @SoT_Support

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@SeaOfThieves, how did you know it was my birthday on 2/11? You shouldn’t have! 😭🎂🥳🎉🎁

#SeaOfThievesCommunityDay #happybirthdaytome

-Tortuga

[Sea of Thieves @SeaOfThieves]

In case you're after something to look forward to this month, the next #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay takes place on February 11th. Featuring a host of freebies, sales and reward boosts, alongside a fixed increase to Allegiance for the duration!

🏴‍☠️ Details: https://t.co/sfh65WHp5J

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

Catch me on the seas, how bout that? 🤔

@SeaOfThieves
#captaincy

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@dunkindonuts It was my Grandma’s fault. 😈

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@Aaron_Margolin Aaron’s out here living my dream with that job title. Thank you for the amazing update! 🙏🏻

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

This is your #Thursday reminder to #SaveGoldenSands. Here’s some juicy gameplay footage for your troubles. 🏴‍☠️

@SeaOfThieves

LIVE: Saturdays @ 9PM EST
https://t.co/MK2KSXA3HK

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@StallionPlays @Steanside_ @JackkDesigns ✨ s c i e n c e ✨

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@StallionPlays Favorite games on each:

Gameboy Pocket - Tetris
Gameboy Color - Pokemon Gold
Nintendo DS - Pokémon Diamond & Pearl
Nintendo 3DS (& 3DS XL) - Pokemon B & W
Nintendo Wii U - Scribblenauts
Xbox 360 - Diablo
PS4 - Diablo
PC - Sea of Thieves

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@StallionPlays Gameboy Pocket
Gameboy Color
Nintendo DS
Nintendo 3DS (& 3DS XL)
Nintendo Wii U
Xbox 360
PS4
PC
Not bad for once a poor kid on the streets of FL. Had access to others that were spouses/etc. I’d really like to be able to save up money for a Switch one of these days. 🥲

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@DanceSafe Just don’t look yourself in the eyes while doing it. You really start to question your sense of self. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

The swashbuckling adventures of Captain Chronic and First Mate Tortuga. 🏴‍☠️

@SeaOfThieves

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

> Hasn’t been on Twitter in a while.

> Comes back, gets bombarded with all the new features. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

> SPACES, NFT’S, TIPS!?

Well I just turned on Tips, fam. So I appreciate you. As always, a portion of any revenue is donated to turtle conservation. #SendTips

♥️

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@EricaOnABC13 This didn’t age well. 😞

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@IIMikezII @SeaOfThieves Hey, thanks my guy. From what I gather from my support ticket’s response, I don’t think it’s up for debate. It still hurts though. 😞

I’ll do my time in the Pirate Pokey.

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

@SeaOfThieves, explain? 😳

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

To the scariest thing on @SeaOfThieves... 🍺
#redsea #SoTShot #gaming

[Chronic 𓆉 Tortuga @ChronicTortuga]

Uh… @SeaOfThieves

You okay? 🥺 #gaming