Compost Malone

Queen of unpopular opinions.
nails, astrology, gardening and Taylor Swift are my only interests.

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

*reinstates gym membership*

[MEJE ✪ @callmeMEJE]

Can you and your man escape like this?

Go to the gym.

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

The way my husband stayed up til 5am with me to reverse engineer this sew in because I was overstimulated and couldn't sleep 💚💚💚

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@finetaless Thank you, it was lovely. I was treated to breakfast and then I was left tf alone to get my hair done 😁👍🏽

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

Me to my spawn: I love being your mother, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Thank you for making me a mother 🥹

Her: I didn't make you do anything, you did this to yourself.

Me: Touché. Still love you tho.

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@aeccpm Thank you so much 🫶🏽

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

I know I've been quiet. This past 6+ months has been all growth and development. Got 2 licenses (Nail Tech AND Pharmacy Tech), got married, got into fitness. Now, summer is approaching and it's time to act up!!

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@DerekIsNormal Yessss!! So good!

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@finetaless No cause that's major. I can't even switch my dryer door to open the other way lol

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

I am that friend who guesses the plot twist

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

Not just men.

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@PeaceRoseShephe I want you to turn my tequila bottles into a bong 🥺

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@bigluna22 Yesssss!!!

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

Had the cutest Coquette style tea party and didn't take a single photo of the decor or the spread lord help me 😭

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

God didn't make me rich cause he knows I'm gonna spend it on a pink anime sports car.

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@HarlemBKChina He was just released from jail for attempted murder on his ex gf 🫠

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@Dreadful4Tymes I can't stand him either. He is not funny at alllllll

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

@finetaless You deserve this peaceful life. I really love this for you 💚

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

This the kind of rich girl shit I'm tryna be on

[💎🥭Whole Blinkin Market🥭💎 @HighHeelEsquire]

She throws the best parties—like every detail is curated. Her holiday party was ski chalet themed. And her party favors?? 🔥🔥🔥

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

This lady at my job was beside herself when she tried to tell me about my customer service but instead all my coworkers came to my defense. She was trying so hard to push "the customer is always right" rhetoric and nobody was having it.

[Compost Malone @ChronicallyAsh]

Me and this abomination are celebrating 5 years together today 😚🫶🏽 what we share is beyond words. I love you fiercely @ImFreddy813