@GameSpot The year is 2136, cyborg Nicolas Cage has just released his new SR (simulated reality) film, Con air 12. People plug into their neuro kits en mass come opening day, the movie gets critics raving. Synthetic tomatoes gives it a 99%
@CallMeCarsonYT Yahoo was committing corporate espionage on me. I kept setting default to Google and every single time I booted up my laptop, bam, Yahoo motherfucker. I lost sleep, I cried thinking about this breach of control