Garrett Reyman

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

What I'm going to be doing tonight. A thread 🧵

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@mark_slapinski ...we've been hearing since 2022

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@bourscheid He didn't let it slip dude this has all been planned out

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

It’s impossible to build anything in America but 3 Flock cameras on every intersection across the nation deployed in ~1 month

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@LeakerApple Most YouTube "tech reviewers" are echo chamber marketers dude. I'm hella gay.

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@brockpierson Im high retarded dude I'm both

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

Yeah with the cost of Healthcare health is literally wealth

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

The older you get, the more you realize:
– Alchohol isn’t worth it
– Gym is therapy
– Sleep is luxury
– Health is wealth
– Junk food is crap

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@LeroneMurphy There's some things about his past you might wanna look into

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@unusual_whales He was always a little jokester that guy

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

Our government right now

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu announced on Fox News that preparations to merge the Pentagon and the Israeli military will begin soon.

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@_fat_ugly_rat_ What do you hate Alaska? As an American I won't stand for it

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@walkinghardt Bring that shit back.

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@BurgerKing @BrandonVForMesa Now that this is public we need key updates during the whole investigation process. This is the only news I want to follow from here on out

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@laurenforu Got eeeeeeem

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@OstapYarysh @suspilne_news The lady working the register is gangster

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@greg16676935420 It's been a fantastic day for physical comedy

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@phonefuturist We've been hearing this AI bubble is gonna pop for over a year now. I'm starting to think it won't.

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@bayraktar_1love Cameraman fuckin sucks

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@markgurman No dude, first thing they need to do is fix their shitty keyboard. It used to be the best keyboard in the game and now it might be the worst

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@unusual_whales I don't think they'd use one anyways. That'd give the EU countries an excuse to send troops into Ukraine and Russia would be hit with crazy international sanctions. It'd just make the war harder for them.

[Garrett Reyman @ChrundleDaGrate]

@frankiefey Their shoes are on backwards