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Built Ford Tough!

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@JrMcNee We recommend Melissa & Doug's Classic Wooden Abacus (available on http://t.co/zc4mcIG3np) because it only counts to 2,357,947,691.

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In a continuing effort to streamline operations, all accounting will now be handled by Bob's mom who is really good with QuickBooks.

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We are renaming our service centers "Auto Correct". Red squiggly lines will be painted in front of them for ease of identification.

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Out of respect for the Tiger's Jhonny Peralta, we would like to ask our customers to refrain from putting high-octane gas in their vehicle.

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Our cars may not be as "smart" as the others, but that's by design. Have you seen "Terminator" or "Transformers"? You're welcome.

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New feature to the 2014 line: Remove one of the tires & you can park anywhere you want. Automatic Tire Ejector (ATE) still in beta testing.

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32,202 days without a Tyrannosaurus Rex invasion in one of our plants. #BoundToEventaullyHappen

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For your convenience, the last 6 pages of the owners' manuals will now contain your local bus and train schedules.