Jaggy Nettle

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor…. Do not soak in whisky. When the world is an asylum, how do you stay sane?

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What are the best essential oils to put a stop to this absolute omnishambles?

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@Renmakesmusic Madhouse, Asylum, Down the Road, Neurodivergant, End of the World, and of course, Caskets. All for very different reasons. But it’s a f**king belter, from start to finish.
Can now see/hear why you & Webby spoke so highly of it.
A collaborative masterpiece.
Ren never misses!

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@Mike_kim714 28.4

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@piersmorgan Messi - 7 goals
Mbappe - 7 goals
Haaland - 7 goals
CR - 7

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@MartinMcSports Scottie also compared the Manhattan crowds, to the crowds at Portrush at the Open 🙉

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@hjmcd20 @binzoboy @MDMorrison82 You have been written into Tartan Army folklore Helen. Thank you!

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@honestm4tty Be honest, ‘honest’ Matty. If the shoe was on the other foot, and Scotland somehow miraculously made the final, would you support them, or vociferously cheer on whatever team they were playing in said final?

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@toryboypierce @theSNP You miserable bastard

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@JohnSwinney

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@PolitlcsUK @thetimes

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@NOT_MOTD @cjsnowdon Accidental Brent

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@JohnSwinney

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@JackBMontgomery @Madz_Grant

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@Mschatnoir Perfect example is Gerard Butler’s accent in interviews. It’s an abomination. He’s tried to round off his authentic accent so much for the American audience, that he sounds like a caricature

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@Golfweek_Dusek Elite cuntish behaviour. Smug, arrogant prick

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@Rebecca_Brady_ @LBC @LBCNews @LBCNewsScot The wilful ignorance you display, is breathtaking

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@SamanthaTaghoy Roam & Whisper

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@Jenny_1884 Ratcliffe was right

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@Renmakesmusic We need more mad scientist Ren!

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@_ConnieShaw What an intensely dislikable pair of wet wipes

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@The_Forty_Four I know! I’ll completely f**k-up my professional throwing hand, cause I had a bad defeat!