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PLUG FOR YOUR FINEST GADGETS….

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

@dansmog12 @lollypeezle You can’t value an upgraded vehicle as the original model.

[Mr Fido @tokeralph02]

Over 40 kids and 8 teachers have been in the kidnappers' den for a full month now.

At least one kid and one teacher have been killed.

Bola doesn’t care about them.

So-called neutrals don’t care about these abductees, their concern is Peter Obi…

Undecided idi*ts

[Mr Fido @tokeralph02]

Discount sales.

1. iPhone 14promax 256gb (changed battery) slight crack - 630,000

2. iPhone 14promax 256gb changed screen (original) - 650,000

3. iPhone 14promax 256gb mint condition - N730,000

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

@AnyanwuMalachy @GloriousGod01 Option B seems more likely for me

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

@GloriousGod01 @AnyanwuMalachy Why?

What is the worth of the shop and warehouse?

[Mr Fido @tokeralph02]

iPhone 14pro 256gb || 🔋 80+

N650,000 save N50k - N80K

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all.

The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all.

At. All.

The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you.

So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable.

Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen.

That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing.

If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7.

Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist.

Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

[Mr Fido @tokeralph02]

iPhone 16pro 256gb
(CHANGED SCREEN) original screen.

N950,000

[Mr Fido @tokeralph02]

Open box iPad.
11th Gen
128gb

N460,000

[Mr Fido @tokeralph02]

PLAYSTATION 5 slim
2 Pads
3 Games

N750,000

🔌

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

I can relate to these lights from the Airtel router at my friend’s.

I saw things…

[Felicity @fex1104]

@Kynsofficial MTN Fiber never show you shege. You just joined no worry.

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

@Wizarab10 This price is high

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

Are these type of jobs legit?

[Minister of Jobs @emmanuelbasy]

Hiring: Executive Assistant to the MD

Industry: Finance

📍: Victoria Island, Lagos

Salary: ₦400,000 monthly net

Work Mode: Onsite

Responsibilities
• Provide confidential, high-level administrative and executive support to the Managing Director.
• Manage the MD’s complex schedule, meetings, correspondence, and travel arrangements.
• Prepare executive reports, high-impact presentations, briefs, and meeting materials.
• Serve as the primary liaison between the MD and internal teams, clients, and external stakeholders.
• Coordinate strategic initiatives and track follow-ups on projects assigned by the MD.

Requirements
• Bachelor’s degree in Secretarial Studies, Business Administration, Finance, or a related field.
• Prior experience as a Personal Assistant or Executive Assistant is required.
• Experience within a financial institution or professional services environment is preferred.

How to Apply
Send your CV to:
[email protected] Subject: Executive Assistant to the MD

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

@app_settings How do you think we have refurbished iPhones?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Since you wrote a false story denying the Christian genocide in Nigeria,

I have also written a story to deny that you were laid off.

Stop denting the reputation of Rolling Stone. 🙏

https://t.co/BmbYiOjAIg

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

Cancel me oh, but the one thing I will never encourage in this world is passive conviction in the face of a “perceived” existential threat.

If I were 230million Nigerians, nobody who campaigned for Tinubu would EVER make a single sale of ANYTHING in this country again. But I’m not, so we meuve!

Everyone is free to make their choices and hold their opinions, but if your choices support the continued (and increasing) extermination of Nigerian lives, then may the Lord oppose me continually, if I ever absolve you of the consequences of that choice for as long as you hold it with your chest.

That’s it! Nobody should gaslight Nigerians abeg.

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

How it went down at the store last week…

This week will be better! 🥂

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

Hmmm…when do we get it in naija?

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone.

Encouraging you to meet someone new.

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

@MKBHD Are they safe ?

[THE PHONE PLACE @Chu_Chu_gadgets]

@Dweb3maniac How?