The Church of Jesus Christ of LDS (Commentary)

The parody Twitter account for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Not officially affiliated with the LDS Church.

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For those wondering about my profile picture, the church issued a DMCA notice against me and this is what it was changed to. I’m taking it as a badge of honor and am leaving it up.

Pretty ironic considering their logo literally features a statue commissioned by the Lutherans lol

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Thinkin about how the Mormon temples literally have cash registers in them for when people pay to rent their temple clothes. God forbid the church give up the chance for another revenue stream.

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I hope to one day have as much expertise, knowledge, and life experience as 21 year old Mormon return missionaries do

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Mind boggling to me that people will unironically share these quotes as if they offer any sort of inspiration. Some of the most meaningless, empty words ever spoken. The church both actively and historically oppresses LGBT+ people, but don’t worry “tHeY sHeD TeArS fOr YoU”

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Fairmormon: members weren’t told how to vote on prop 8! They were just told to form call centers to call all of California to promote the passing of the bill!

#exmormon #pride

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Just thinkin bout how the all powerful god of the universe got beef with these lol

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Funny thing is, Hank Smith has followed a path similar to Brad Wilcox and like Brad, was probably within a few years of becoming a general authority and getting that big, fat ✨Living Allowance✨

But now they’ll have to reconsider cause he called a member the antichrist lol

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@kolobspaceman Right. It’s also not true.

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Seems like an appropriate time to revive this tweet. I got blocked after pointing out how Hank Smith peddles overpriced phones that aim to “protect teens”, but then defends Joseph Smith manipulating teen girls into marriage.

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Consistency is key in the Church! We do all we can to protect the most innocent among us.

Here’s @hankrsmith justifying child marriage, while also peddling his over-protective child smartphones all over social media. What a noble man of God!

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For those of you who haven’t read the Book of Mormon in a while, you should check our Alma 30 to revisit the story of Korihor. In my opinion, he’s the most logical character in the entire book. How the religious treat him is about the equivalent of what we see in Mormonism today

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@gringabre @Ch_JesusChrist Sorry, unfortunately we can’t return your tithing donations. They’re currently tied up in various hedge funds, dispersed across our network of shill LLC’s.

“And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

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@BriannaMadden9 A faithful saint! Don’t forget your new name, Zina 😉

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“Suppose you found your brother in bed with your wife, and put a javelin through both of them, you would be justified, and they would atone for their sins, and be received into the kingdom of God.”

-Brigham Young

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Sex very bad. Unless you go to magic building and magic man say magic words to you. Then it good and God happy.

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God is anxiously waiting for you to commune with Him in prayer.

Just be sure to do it in 17th Century English, using proper “thee’s and thou’s”; otherwise, he’ll be pissed.

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“How thoughtful of God to arrange matters so that, wherever you happen to be born, the local religion always turns out to be the true one.”

- Richard Dawkins

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If you haven’t already, check out this song by the popular ex-mormon artist @rittmomney

“It’s a call for everyone out there who thinks they have ‘the truth’ to sit down and let me find my own”

https://t.co/j3zFykAVLh

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These clowns do a great job at bringing up all examples of a lack of “proof” that JS was having sex with his wives, while conveniently ignoring the many instances for which we have definitive proof of his marriages being sexual (Temple Lot Case)

https://t.co/PRREQKGaRp

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An excellent thread detailing the events and context of the Mountain Meadows Massacre.

As they preach of their supposed love and tolerance this weekend, let this be a reminder of one of the many atrocities the church hides beneath the surface.

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Loool they ain’t even trying anymore