Chubby Asian Kid

NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/1OkjAQGuKE Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/YsTe0ZkHJq

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/l7HgBgOO6F

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/qHN1vjSKmj

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/ZnZFDDVrGS

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/VrhjMsYAI2 Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/XHyJUaKMDE I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/56Je7R8trQ Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/nmZDJqqqbC

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/VO64eSbHMM

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/w48Cg6civC

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/tCqPsixDP6

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/DYyNQqh4x6 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/Z2yZ29BuNz

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/IRvFJvy3Wx Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/4EMKzeTak6

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/KLPX6C8AJc I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/EQSCEv6siF Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/Ly8B3AbOH5 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Chubby Asian Kid @ChubbyAsianKid]

http://t.co/GXiQZczvzh Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.