Travel Size Tucker

Low energy member of the non-sporting group

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Uber has an option for women to request only women drivers.

Can we do the same for Americans who want American English-speaking drivers?

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Imagine telling this guy that his sexual harassment training is 3 days overdue

[Hawky 🇺🇸🇬🇧 @jwjg83805]

@JustineBateman @RubyDeathSlayer

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

6 Mondays away from needing 70 points between Jaylen Waddle and Rashee Rice to beat the guy who auto-drafted his team.

[Sturgill Simpson @johhnyblueskies]

#MAFA… happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸

[lips @lipsvp9]

@Mrgunsngear

[C3 @C_3C_3]

A really confused man.

And Joe Biden.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

No lie detected. 👇

[Dazed and Confused @daazednconfusd]

Happy Dazed and Confused day you little freshman bitches

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

Jonny Greenwood wasn’t playing guitar on "Paranoid Android"; he was reinventing it.

[Pro America Politics @proamericapol]

Instead of "end racism" what if they painted "end beating yo baby mama" in the NFL endzones?

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Me: Stands up

My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

[SUNNY LEDFURD @SunnyLedfurd]

one thing the 90s nostalgia leaves out is how much Dave Matthews we were forced to hear against our will

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

25-year-old John Prine singing "Sam Stone" on Underground News TV in 1972.

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?”

— Charles Bukowski

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Dear God, we ask that you would NOT let this dog’s wish come true.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

I think I’m just gonna pass on the ice cream

[uofmcoverage @uofmcoverage]

THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINES ARE 2026 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! 🏆〽️

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

A legend was born that day🫡

[Rob @_ROB_29]

If you haven’t gone home looking like this after a night out, are you even living? 😂