Courtney C

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@Polishfire1 If you include the back I think Cameron wins.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

I am so happy @Polishfire1 didn’t bring this weird ass tradition to MN with him.

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[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@jennamariebee Had @Polishfire1 Drive me to Lunds tonight for a French silk pie. If you ask nicely maybe he’ll deliver some to you.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@jennamariebee @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Oooh was it called Mississippi pot roast? I was going to try making it but ended up with Chipotle instead.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@Polishfire1 🙄Nobody cares about this but you.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@jennamariebee I’m slowing redoing our bathroom myself. It sucks. If you need help putting ikea furniture together for your home I’d be more than willing to lend a helping hand.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@jennamariebee Good luck finding one. I’ve been recommended about 15 and maybe 3 have responded. They seem to be pretty flakey. or just super busy. Or just have no desire to work with me.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

ETA this is not my everyday purse because nobody uses a Vikings purse on an everyday basis.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

Walked out of the bathroom to my 2 y/o pacing around with my Vikings purse in hand while @Polishfire1 and @wscaddie56 were downstairs. I ask what she’s doing and she responds with “gross, I throw in the garbage” and proceeds to throw my purse in the garbage. I hate the Packers.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@wscaddie56 Do it. Ryan got half of a haircut yesterday. Girls interrupted in the middle so it looks like total shit.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

Ryan’s new favorite game is “take a picture of me with all my stuffies”. @Polishfire1

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@sleewood22 @urban_butter @Polishfire1 Looks like @Polishfire1 maybe ate all of the other desserts and was too full for the shake? J/K J/K, you’re beautiful.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

Hey @wscaddie56, Is it cool if @Polishfire1 and I use those little potties you got the girls for their birthday? I’m currently locked upstairs like Rapunzel and am not allowed to use the restroom in our house.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

Never have I been more thankful that @Polishfire1 only uses 4-5 squares of toilet paper per shit. We have 18 mega rolls at home. 284 squares x 18 rolls = 5,112 = roughly 1,000 shits. Think we’re good, dear.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

5 MINUTE MAXIMUM. ⁦@Polishfire1⁩ https://t.co/3HybdCvIHY

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@stribrooks I’m so sad. One is still at the shelter and the other isn’t. Who would separate these best friends?

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@Polishfire1 @Polishfire1 Cameron shitting in the tub tonight was definitely more exciting than this game.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@Polishfire1 You just had twins 8 months ago, give yourself a break. You’ll be back to your pre-pregnancy weight in no time.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

@Polishfire1 You can watch soccer all you want if you go down to your man cave, you know the area downstairs that’s really poorly decorated. Oh and you have to bring at least one baby with you if you go down there.

[Courtney C @Chubby_777]

Hey @Polishfire1 Thanks for ruining my World Cup bracket. Next time stick to betting on American football.