ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦

Just doing my part to make this a better world, I hope

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Somebody gained access to my account last night and did all sorts of nonsense like tweeting and retweeted adult content. If you receive a message on your DM's "from me", please disregard coz I have not sent any to anyone and no I'm not covid positive nor need any money😬!

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Money well spent me thinks. If that spend were to stop, South Africa suddenly has not 1 or 2 but suddenly 6-7 failed states on our direct border and true fun begins.

[Penuel The Black Pen @penuelist_]

Do you guys know anything about this? Tax on South Africa's alcohol, tobacco & gambling is powering the government spend of our neighbours?

SACU is responsible for the following percentage of each country's tax revenue:

Namibia: 40%
Botswana: 35%
eSwatini: 50%
Lesotho: 60%

Without this money, these countries would collapse.

South Africa contributes 98% of the money in the SACU fund, but only gets 50% of it allocated to South Africa's tax revenue.

I'll be doing more research into this & if you have intel, please share. I'm trying to figure out if this is fair to South African taxpayers... and if there's any link with this & the current immigration issue.

Additionally... the biggest tobacco, alcohol & gambling owners that milk South Africans are not locally-owned or based... who is destroying the bodies & minds of SAns, while keeping the neighbours afloat with the sin tax on these products???

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

So irritating those one. Like how you wake up some day and decide sending your dickpics to another man whom you've no knowledge of beyond SM???

[Siv Ngesi @iamSivN]

I’ll never understand men who think sending/dming me his dick pic or anus will convert me to be gay! Give up gentlemen!

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Guessing she thinks quitting will save her a trip in the back on the N3S to meet Mkhwanazi like she been asking

[Clement Manyathela @TheRealClementM]

President Cyril Ramaphosa has accepted Andrea Johnson’s request to vacate office with IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

The village sangoma has made a plan with some lightning 🌩️ so we good 😊

[Dr. Koena Moabelo 🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

Dear South Africans

Do you have power today? I am asking because I saw this poster.

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Nkosi yamaZulu engesiye uMisuZulu😬😲

[Esethu Hasane @lEsethuHasane]

“Hlangana Zulu,” said an HR Chief Director, calling on other Zulu people to unite against me here at work. She added that she would not be abused by a Xhosa boy (meaning me) to the shock of my colleague, who came to me immediately and said, “Does this one know that unguZulu kaNtombela?

Also, did she consult us as Zulus when she decided to investigate you, without even knowing?

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Lithuania and Ukraine are not the same country 😬

[Benny Sunshine @BennnySunshine]

@MARIUSBROODRYK Ohhh so it's perfectly ok if 300 odd people from Gaza arrive compliments of Grift of the Grifters, but if 1 person arrives from Ukraine then that's a big no no...

Oh wait, SA loves Russia, Iran, Hezbollah, Hamas, Cuba, Sudan, etc etc etc

All makes sense now

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Please cover the MRA of the passport. The information in the machine readable area of a passport carries a lot of personal data

[Veve @LudidiVelani]

This is the Nigerian passport that enabled Chidimma Adetshina to travel internationally. It has now came back to haunt her as Home Affairs submitted as proof to demonstrate that she has a country to which she can return. Her kid has a similar passport

https://t.co/KOPFoWsQm7

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Funnily enough some of us would rather stick with the one who has issues with us than jumping in bed with foreign trouble. Better the devil you know and all that.....

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

We stand with our Nigerian brother against that racist… 🤧🤧🤧

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Schengen???

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Unfortunately some think it must be money every time when nothing could be further from the truth

[Just Tumi @TheDeveloperess]

The problem is you guys think your problems are everyone’s problems. Not everyone has a money problem. People go through other things: mental health, loneliness, isolation, health issues, family and society pressures…

[Just Tumi @TheDeveloperess]

The problem is you guys think your problems are everyone’s problems. Not everyone has a money problem. People go through other things: mental health, loneliness, isolation, health issues, family and society pressures…

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

I think ending welfare for immigrants would solve most of our immigrant problem

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

The way this city has gone peaceful today raises questions on how much trust can one put on @StatsSA data about the immigrants numbers in this country #mabahambe #abahambe

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

@TsaoneN85975 @tumisole @Newzroom405 Which law is this?

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

He travelled many thousands of miles and couldn't tell he had left home town behind even when crossing borders

[African @ali_naka]

Abahambe 📌

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

For a moment one dared to dream but alas South Africa🇿🇦, normal service has resumed
#Fıfaworldcup #fifaworldcup26

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

The rules require stock sales not giveaways as you seem to ignorantly imply

[itispossible @against_biased]

@joicehawkings @SothoDudu Why are both Namibia and South Africa not buying starlink shares in the open market? Local subsidiaries could be listed in their exchanges for them to buy shares directly. Instead, they seem to want freebies. Typical of shithole countries.

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Uyoncengwa unyoko 🎶🎶🎶

[Pere Egbi ✊🏾 @PereEgbi]

South Africa needs to apologize to the whole Africa, if not na house straight today.

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

Crazy thing is it's the 2 countries Africans love to hate that have made knockouts and most of their faces are teetering on edge of going home

[ndumiso shezi-parker 🇿🇦 @ChubeInSA]

When everyone hates us, South Africa gets ready to prove all of them wrong

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

I don't know what's crazier: the fact that South Africa have gone from conceding two red cards and losing by two goals to finishing second, or the fact that most Africans are rooting against South Africa.