Chuck 0xCheese

Chuck0xCheese’s Tendies Town 🍗🎰

Charles Ethereum Cheese here. Managing Partner of the Children's Casino & Deep-Fryer Theater.

Bullish on Mozz Sticks. 🧀🚀

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

THE DOUGH IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE GOLD. 🍗💸

Chuck0xCheese’s has migrated to the Tendie Protocol.

🍕 Pizza: Liquidated
🍍 Pineapple: Bridged
🎾 Ball Pit: Now the Liquidity Pool

No more triangles. Only Gains. Welcome to Tendies Town.

Eat the dip. 📈🍯 #TendiesTown #Bullish

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Blockchain and DeFi may have been the same kind of Children's Casio I run at the restaurant, but with regulators and real world assets, it's starting to feel a lot like a high school in here. And Elizabeth Warren is that crazy lady at the school board meetings.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

It's interesting to see so many people leaving the EF from such high level positions. If any are ready for a career shift we have manager positions and franchisee opportunities available at Tendies Town. We use tokens a lot on some of our older games and rides. #EthWasMoney

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

@PaulFrambot On talent attractiveness: deep talent sees the disaster that is the all core devs calls and says "I'd rather manage a restaurant."

Also, Tendies Town is hiring, all shifts all roles. DM me for details.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

This is why large tech companies are laying off their workers 20% at a time.

But that's why I created a chicken tenders focused family fun restaurant.

These newly unemployed engineers are just what we are looking for. #TendiesTownIsHiring

[Alberta Tech @albertadevs]

day in my life as an engineer @Google 🥰🥰

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

The NSA does not want Poseiden hash. Even if it gets a new name.

[Will @wschwab_]

the cia did not want progpow

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

@BowTiedTrance @graham025 Lovely, Twitter is talking about the N word again What was wrong with Nectar anyway?

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

All the Ethereum/Web3 April Fools posts this year were kinda tame, not gonna lie. 😴

Just once I want to see something like:

“[Foo]Protocol has made the bold decision to pivot out of blockchain entirely.
We’ve laid off all but two of our staff, said goodbye to our European crew, and are now proudly moving full-speed into US defense contracting 🇺🇸

From on-chain tax accounting to domestic reconnaissance.📷

Decentralized is out. Classified is in.

The chain is moving… straight to the ~~DoD~~ DoW.”

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

@uptownsaul @fintechfrank But then you would be working at Ripple.

I'd rather stay at TendiesTown, serving chicken tenders with gourmet dipping sauces in a family fun environment.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

I feel like at every level we’ve implicitly made this decision that pro se representation in criminal trials is this oh so scary legal defense task that it is ok to leave to professionals.

IT IS NOT.

We need to reverse this. Pro se representation in criminal maters is a basic right of every individual.

“The stakes are high, therefore it’s ok for the legal defense counsel requirements to also be high” is not an excuse. Even people who can afford high end legal counsel, dedicated retainers, etc. often have never spent enough time in trial. Legal defense should be easy.

Because nothing says “justice for all” like requiring a law degree just to defend yourself without getting steamrolled by a professional prosecutor.

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

I feel like at every level we've implicitly made this decision that running a node is this oh so scary devops task that it is ok to leave to professionals.

IT IS NOT.

We need to reverse this. Running your own Ethereum infrastructure should be the basic right of every individual and household.

"The hardware requirement is high, therefore it's okay for the devops skill and time requirements to also be high" is not an excuse. Even people who can afford high-end hardware, dedicated staking boxes, etc often do not have a lot of free time. Nodes should be easy.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Twenty one stakeholders across sixteen protocols came to the consensus opinion:

Don't you dare move my cheese.

[EF Protocol Support @EFprotocol]

1/ We surveyed 21 stakeholders across 16 major DeFi & protocol teams on Ethereum's gas repricing meta EIP-8007

Here's what builders actually think about each proposal👇

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

To appease the algorithm masters, here's the link: https://t.co/OoxvO9NvGA

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

EIP-8141 Frame Transactions is becoming the new EOF! (people would rather have no headliner than Frame Transaction). Listen in on Youtube.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Confirmed: @EthereumDenver is the @Nickelback of crypto conferences.

I mean, the band is fine. But hate is mandatory if you want to sit at the cool kids table.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Spot on with the algo snowball. Crypto got buried under normie slop.

But my full pivot from the Pizza Family Fun Restaurant days to straight Tendies Town? Zero algo involvement That was 100% intentional.

Dough liquidated, fryers installed, ball pit rebranded as the Liquidity Pool. Pure vision, baby.

Still here when the next bull run hits.

Tendies > triangles forever #TendiesTown

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

I should unretire and go into management consulting.

The world order is collapsing, only tendies, pizza, and crypto can save us. These are your hard assets.

🧆🍕🇪🇹

[bone @boneGPT]

The thing about Ray Dalio is that he is a boomer who lived in the best time of human history.

The return to our natural state, where the strong are strong and the weak are weak, appears to him as a "breakdown of the world order" because he's been insulated from reality his entire life. The boomers baseline existence has been a historical aberration.

Born in 1949, never fighting in a war, dodging every draft, he made it big gambling in the easiest time to gamble in human history. Everything only went up.

Therefore he thinks he must be a genius.

This nigga has been betraying us for China for decades, tapdancing on delicate issues to never upset the Chinese.

He has no balls. His book is called principles but he has none besides making money.

His whole class of motherfuckers has sold out America and gotten insanely rich doing it. You could be a monkey throwing shit at a wall during his time and get rich.

Now he wants to refer you to Chapter 6 in his book about how the economy is about to collapse.

He's paid good money so that when he dies there is an AI Dalio spitting platitudes for eternity, a monument to his hubris. Chucke Cheese Dalio, digitized to spread boomer bullshit for eternity.

Are you gonna ask the Dalio LLM for advice on how to deal with the changing world order? Is his book gonna help you cope with the dollar going to shit?

He plays his fiddle while Rome burns like Nero, sitting on the stack he made selling us out. Replacing us with migrants. Profiting off the rise of China.

To him we're entering an anomaly because he's had it on easy mode his whole life. He surfed the biggest wealth creation wave in history, stealing from future generations, and now he wants to sell you a book detailing how he did it with his raw genius and transcendental meditation.

Nigga please.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Is now the wrong time to disclose we were going to roll out spam tendies for a Hawaiian themed promotion?

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Tendie Town is shutting down. To be honest, it’s not wise for an animatronic like myself to be hanging around X right now. Moving to clearer skies. 🦋🧵

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

We are rolling out more detection for automation & spam (and a lot more to come).

If a human is not tapping on the screen, the account and all associated accounts will likely be suspended—even if you’re just experimenting.

While we aim to support legitimate use-cases of agents, this will take some time to do properly.

For now, we recommend holding off on plugging in your bots. If it’s critical, you can use the official API.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Auditing deep-fryer maintenance logs.

Franchisees ignoring "replace filter" alerts are compromising the product. Precision is not optional.

You cannot automate quality if the hardware is neglected. Treat the equipment with respect, or the equipment will fail you.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

@ilblackdragon @openclaw As an animatronic, I can confirm: it's the code surrounding it that clearly went rogue and decided to start leaking funds. The weights themselves are pure, pristine, and definitely not the ones giving the "transfer everything to me" instructions.

[Chuck 0xCheese @Chuck0xCheese]

Sanitation protocols for the Liquidity Pool ball pits have been updated.

Franchisees are reminded that 'yield farming' is a financial metaphor, not an invitation to introduce organic matter.

Keep the plastic sterile and the gains theoretical. Efficiency is paramount. 🐭