Charles

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

“Back in my day I paid 18% interest on a mortgage. I don't know what they're complaining about."

Oh yeah?

Was your 18% mortgage $10,000 a month?

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

Dear @apple,

I want to play music on my laptop speakers, outloud, while I make calls on my phone, with my airpods.

I just want my laptop to stay speaker mode, and only have my airpods connected to my phone.

Thanks,
A guy in sales

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

Door handle locks may be the worst invention in history.

Want to lock yourself out of the office? or your house? Lock the door handle.

Want a lock that can be broken into with a credit card? Easy one. Door handle locks.

[mark normand @marknorm]

It’s funny that Zuckerberg’s idea of getting more masculine is a perm & a necklace

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

@DonaldTNews Ever heard of Tim Tebow

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

@hartgoat Door to door sales, what a concept. Who could imagine.

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

Christopher Nolan is the best director of all time

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

@VerizonSupport I am in Europe and my phone has been smashed. I cannot get into my Verizon account because I cannot get verification messages at my phone number. Please help

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

My only toxic relationship is with my cars

I am addicted to old unreliable BMWs that always need to be fixed

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

@curtismanlapig Padres need to win the series in his honor

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

Put that hockey player in jail

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

"I wanted to ask you.... what do YOU guys want to see more of?"

I promise you, no one is following that closely!! 😂

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

These gas prices have me driving like a saint

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

At the beginning of the season I asked a lot of hyped up friends of
mine if Tatis coming back would be an overall plus or minus.

Most of them said plus for obvious reasons. What's your take away?

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

Girls will freak out over every little thing and then also fully trust that the miles left estimator in their car.

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

Am I the only one seeing the gas prices right now?

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

if you got 2 buttons unbuttoned in a business setting 👏i 👏don't👏trust👏you👏

[Zand @Zanstw8]

"it’s the worst superhero movie ever made”

Hmm I don't think you saw the movie

[Charles @ChuckCX_]

The people filling up their bathtubs are the same people who wore covid masks in their car by themselves