Paul D

Hi there.

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

Holy shit, I still have a Twitter account?

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything!

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

@ChuckleFunky @mbrassard Does this mean I have to fill in for him? I'll cut the chops back in.

[Pancheros @pancheros]

who needs 🍾 when you have 🧀?

[Pancheros @pancheros]

you had me at "would you like Queso on your Burrito?"

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

This is what every Sunday has become this year.
https://t.co/4GgGA4kHmd

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

Trying to cough this garbage out of my lungs.

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

Me the last few days.

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

Management: The ordering system went down yesterday so we're about a day behind. Who would like to stay late to help us catch up?
Me:

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

Back to feeling better after a bout with a stomach bug. Now I have to go to work and pretend to be tough.

[After Midnight @midnight]

Airport Security: Please remove your shoes and place them in--
Donald Trump Jr: There’s 3 grams of cocaine hidden up my ass!

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

We need to make wind breakers popular again so it's not so damn windy all the time.

[Pancheros @pancheros]

Help us get this Burrito into the @AllStarGame... RT for a chance to win one of your own #VoteBurrito

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

It's as cold as a morgue in my apartment, gonna sleep good tonight.

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

My reaction when I woke up this morning and my muscle relaxers actually worked.

[Paul D @ChuckDandy]

Must have frozen sugar milk.

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

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