Married to the Sea

Not at all chill

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@DistroKid my girlfriend is an amazing musician and used @CDBaby for her first release and they are dropping the ball big time - do you employ human beings who can help us?

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

I walked out of RENT the movie

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

“”Blockbuster is block BuStEd”
-@BrigidMarshall “”
-@LLcoolscharf

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@BrigidMarshall ?

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@BrigidMarshall Twitter doesn’t do “angry” reacts so a heart will have to do

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@LLcoolscharf @BrigidMarshall I goddamn wish

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@LLcoolscharf @BrigidMarshall I count especially long hugs I feel like everyone is keeping their own tally

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@BrigidMarshall @LLcoolscharf Also intent aka “Mens rea” is a necessary element of many crimes according to Wikipedia dot com why not a criminally bad lay

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@LLcoolscharf This tweet is EGGcellent, Lauren!!!!!1 your humor is fallopian-TUBULAR

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@LLcoolscharf “Don’t be majestic, sunset”

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@LLcoolscharf I like mine scrambled with cheese.

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

Fuck 16, marry 6, kill 8

[kelly mcinerney @hollyweirdo]

Fuck marry kill: AMC Burbank 16, AMC Burbank 6, and AMC Burbank 8.

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

“Frozen”, now THAT’S a movie!

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

I once cared about a girl so much I pretended to like dark chocolate

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

I need to have a "twitter presence" for my "writing career" so strap in for the occasional meme or movie opinion on this, my digital equivalent to Kevin McCallister's mannequin-and-cardboard-cutout pretend party from Home Alone

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

Took me longer than I'd like to admit to get the FOs one. #pitchjokes @anotherjenadams @LouieAronowitz @ChuckForSure @FlavorDept @buyingjason @StephKozi

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@krieger38 😨😰😱

[Married to the Sea @ChuckForSure]

@MichaelWelchAct Hillary fails upward. first TV show then concert and "beauty" line. But no Gordo in site. Follow the Money! Suspicious.