Chuck Mahoney

CEO. Chief Disruptor. Social Distance Professional since 2020 😎

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

Define our lives post COVID in a sentence:

“I just hate that you were charged for something you barely even got.”

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@TheGeneral_0 Mow the yard…

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@wakeupusa MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN never made so much sense 😂😂😂

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@MailePRMedia @DonaldJTrumpJr Hahaha

Good try

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@JoeBiden

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@OlsonCathie @JoeBiden @JoJoFromJerz Weird flex, but ok

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you’re reading this post, it’s because our servers are working

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

I haven’t watched @nbcsnl in actual years, cuz as we all know it’s been trash for a while now

Enter @Shanemgillis and BOOM, we’re all tuning in tonight

I’m not sure why the hell this feels like a personal victory, but I’m happy to see our guy out there

Get em, Shane 💪

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@BankofAmerica Been on hold for 1 hour and 26 minutes (and counting) waiting for a live person… so I can give you guys some $$$ 😂 This is insane! How tf do you guys do any business?

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@8kylebuschfan @elonmusk 52mins and your profile still exists?

I think you’ve lost the “war”

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@TheAbyssalSymph @OUemergencyprep What an ignorant statement…

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@t_roli @OUemergencyprep Anything and Everything you’ve got, should the situation come to it… that’s the point.

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@ShamuriJack @OUemergencyprep How?

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@OUemergencyprep These people questioning the possible necessity to fight is just baffling

The concept isn’t difficult to understand

1. Run 2. Hide 3. Fight

It’s not 1st for a reason… but it’s on the list for a reason as well. Stay educated on what to do, people. Your life could depend on it!

[TMZ @TMZ]

Stephen 'tWitch' Boss, the famed DJ on Ellen Degeneres' talk show, is dead ... and TMZ has learned it appears to be a suicide. https://t.co/G8X0c6ns6G

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

I was told @JohnCena stole a car. It’s weird, I just can’t see him doing that.

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@CityCynic @FAOSchwarz @DisTrackers @OriginalFunko $2k 😅

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@leeburbank2 @elonmusk @AOC HAHAHAHA 👌

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

A Billionaire bought a thing from another Billionaire

I’m typing this while at Target. Let’s stay in our lanes, friends 😅

@jack @elonmusk #twitter #idriveatesla

[Chuck Mahoney @ChuckTheCloser]

@th3n3rdg0ds @AmericanAir