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keep up lil fish ……………………………………………………. Not followed by anyone you know.

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/ I might be magic but I’m no trick.
That’s the one

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@McLuckOfficial I’m frog
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#LuckCompetition
to join on #McLuck.
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Waymo
WayNo

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@elonmusk Almost

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The opps on Reddit hunting for the sancho. They should already know if I’m not in the streets I’m on this toilet thinking about stealing your girls rug.

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Has anyone made Elon aware that syphilis can go undetected for years and that it causes you to lose your mind? And that Austin has long been rife with it.

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@elonmusk How is excluding “organizations that do X Y and Z” open the market to new innovation?
Excluding companies based on their domestic political and religious practices is not the way towards innovation. It is suppressing free speech. An obvious effort to control the free market.

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@Rothmus @elonmusk when you see these words it means it’s someone’s opinion.
Oh-pin-e-un. Say it with me.

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@glassdelusions We both know that it’s rare for anyone of any gender to say such things. In my experience, people are people and they all do things poorly on far too many occasions.

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@CryptoKevvvv @elonmusk Just four words?

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If/when I find I’ve been a hypocrite. Instead of trying to change my behavior to match the ideals that I expect of others. I’d like to learn to embrace the beauty in considering more than myself and stand for others

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After 2000 years of mistranslations, scholars have discovered that the mark of the beast will not be placed in your forehead as is told in revelations.
Jesus was saying foreskin.
Hence why the Jews practice circumcision.

Imagine that

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@realDonaldTrump Please chill out. It doesn’t sit well with the common man when you call people scum.
You’d rather they be more like yourself and focus more on name calling and groping women, I suppose.

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Real men sit when they pee and leave poop on the seat.

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@DefiyantlyFree What are you? A robot without genitalia or sexuality. Prove you’re not
Show me yours I’ll show you mine.

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It’s a pleasure to be the fool. Only once.

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Fall in love for one day or never ever at all?

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I been eating cake. About ready for that revolt.

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Me at my own funeral:
Doors at 4:30. Sign up by 5:00.

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A non practicing Jewish person except for the part of the genocide on brown ppl.

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When my kids stress on me about being better.
I like to remind them that the reason they are better than me is because I did a good job of making the world a better place than it was when I got here