Chuck

I did a thing

[Chuck @Chuck_Carbon]

@CrashBandicoot @SpyroTheDragon Crash Warped

[BlackPanthaa @BlackPanthaaYT]

Here is a thread dedicated to unnecessarily tall and fat cars, please feel free to shame stupid tall cars.

They are the death of car enjoyment, the image of giving up and deserve to be bullied at all costs 🫡

[Chuck @Chuck_Carbon]

Deez Nutz

@PlaysSargi

[Chuck @Chuck_Carbon]

@TeamYouTube Hallo Team Youtube, ich habe mir eine Staffel einer Serie auf Youtube gekauft, möchte diese aber in englischer Sprache ansehen, kann man die Ausgabesprache verändern, wie bei anderen Streaming Anbietern, oder muss ich es gezwungen üauf deutsch ansehen?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Your species is cancelled.

[Chuck @Chuck_Carbon]

@LinusTech Ebay be like "slightly used cpu 129,99 $

[PC Master Race - PCMR @OfficialPCMR]

Surprise! 😮⁠
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https://t.co/NMcotM2NVC

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am postponing Armageddon.

This is how bad it's gotten. I'm cancelling the end of the world because of the end of the world.

[BlackPanthaa @BlackPanthaaYT]

I'm open to try the Coronavirus maybe it'll taste good

[BlackPanthaa @BlackPanthaaYT]

ive come to realise i will never feel fully rested ever again in my life

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I created you as mosquito food.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The worst thing about the imminent extinction of the human race via environmental cataclysm is, it may hurt the economy.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're a mass extinction event posing as a civilization.

[Hazel Brugger @hazelbrugger]

Leute, die sagen „man sagt nicht, es macht Sinn, sondern es ergibt Sinn“ ergeben mich wütend.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Obsessive Brand loyalty should be embarrassing instead of cool

“Bro just dropped 250 on these Apple AirPods so I can hear the crazy frog. Fucking poor losers buying non apple lol”

saving money buying the same thing and made fun of for not being mindless hail corporate prick

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweeting this counts as going to church.

[Chuck @Chuck_Carbon]

@BlackPanthaaYT I mean sure, but what about thermal throttling?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Humanity is no longer capable of group activism more drastic than retweeting.

Retweet if you agree.

[Chuck @Chuck_Carbon]

@james_strieb @LinusTech