Shrek was actually based on a real person named Maurice Tillet. He was a French wrestler who married an extremely beautiful woman named Olga.
Maurice developed a disease called Acromegaly which made his bones keep growing and growing.
My 5 year old son is autistic and loves playing with friends, but the second he's done, he's done. The other night we had a bunch of friends over and he randomly stands up and says "alright, thanks for coming guys, can you go home now?" 😭
This is how 17 year olds used to hold conversations.
What 17 year old? Fuck that. What 30 year old is this articulate in today's Nigeria?
For far too long, we've allowed olodos to be the loudest in the rooms.
We have a real chance to push back now. We will milk it.
Group F is actually crazyy you finish 1st you face Morocco 🇲🇦 😭you finish second you have to face Brazil 🇧🇷 😭😂 and worst off you finish third you face France 🇫🇷 💔😭I’d rather finish fourth and just go home
Started a new job and everyone kept mentioning "the incident" but nobody would tell me what it was. After three weeks I finally asked directly. Turns out my predecessor had a mental breakdown and threw a printer out the second-story window. Okay, weird, but whatever. Then yesterday our printer jammed. Without thinking I said "this makes me want to throw it out the window" and the entire office went SILENT. Dead silent. Someone whispered "oh god not again." Now they think I have printer-related rage issues. I've been moved away from all windows. There's a staff meeting Monday about "workplace wellness.”
Acho hilário essa visão que o Messi é um coitado e que é o cara mais perfeito e altruísta do mundo, que ele não liga pra recorde, não liga pra nada pessoal e etc kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ngm faz 900+ gols sem ser um viciado por números e performance
Pedi um Uber e o motorista (meio esquisito) cismou que minha irmã criança tinha que entrar no carro primeiro. Eu não deixo por medo dele arrancar com ela. Falei que não 2x, mas o cara falou ALTO mandando ela entrar. Bati a porta e cancelei na hora. Minha mãe achou exagero MEU