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People were actually writing music before the Boss HM2 was invented like what was the point lmao

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Me filling my skull with lasers via the new @CarBombOfficial live record while my dentist prepares to do her worst

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Shower Thought:

Anatomically speaking; sexual attraction is basically saying the quantity and distribution of your meat has redirected my bloodflow and I thank you for that

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Given that avocados, tomatoes, jalapeñoes and lime are some of the primary ingredients guacamole is basically Mexican fruit salad and I don't think people are ready to talk about this

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@JNCOunchained Hell yeah glad you're digging it 🤘🤘

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@dccollard @MoonTooth1 @Cryptodiraband @johnnyboothNY @Vaultedband He does this during practice sometimes it might be a food allergy

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If you follow us but have never heard our music this is what we sound like. Hear it live this Tuesday in Worcester, MA with @MoonTooth1, @Cryptodiraband, @johnnyboothNY and @vaultedband.

Tickets: https://t.co/l4fkqis6lo

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“Fun Size" candy is bullshit. Let's be honest - "King Size" should be called "Fun Size" and "Fun Size" should be called "1 of 48“

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The new @CarBombOfficial record sounds like if a supergroup comprised of Deftones, Meshuggah and The Dillinger Escape Plan members was melted down for chainsaw fuel. Well fucking done guys 🍻💯🤘

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The best thing about children is that eventually they grow into people you're legally allowed to fight

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@thebishopgame @EmojiMashupBot Pls

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There should be a fb react that's a mix of 😮 😠 😢 and ❤️ specifically for when your homies call you out on your bullshit

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Promoter: unfortunately there's no money in the budget to pay you guys but the exposure is fantastic

Me: wtf are you talking about we're the only ones here

Promoter:

Me: wait where are we

Promoter: *removes control rods from nuclear reactor*

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I hope we're not the only ones that want the new Matrix movie to be an Office-style docu-comedy prequel following Thomas Anderson and his coworkers' daily shenanigans at a "respectable" downtown software company. #TheMatrix4

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The most "tour" feeling I can describe is the delirious imposter syndrome that sets in after a 14-hour drive as your eyes twitch in a Denny's booth, looking around at all the well-rested civilians and paranoid that the waitress can tell that you've seen both sides of the night.

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We are currently seeking investors and programmers to help develop a live-sound expander plugin that recreates the magic of Hollywood in a real venue setting by generating two seconds of awkward feedback whenever anyone touches a microphone. Inquire within.

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The only intolerance that we sympathize with is lactose intolerance because cheese > love > hate

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You will miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

But if you miss 100% of the shots you do take

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Taking DMT is the ultimate #endgame spoiler

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Now

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Uh oh

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