Captain Dave

Sharkhunter. Owner/operator of the Chum Dumpster. Cheese sandwiches 13 BUCKS-NO CHANGE! No pussies allowed! Transmits by AyePhone only on #bobandtomshow

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunningly senile moment, Donald Trump forgets that Tim Walz is running for Vice President, and that he isn’t currently the Vice President. It’s clear Donald Trump is too old to run for President. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@woofknight More beans Mr. Taggart? ( Brrrrapppp!!)
No..you boys have had enough

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@FoodPornPhotos An ambulance nearby…

[Retro Highway @RetroHighway]

Mint chocolate chip ice cream
Yes or no?

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

No, what fool has a damned pool on top of their camper van??!!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Is this correct?

[Bob Kevoian @bobkevoian]

How many NFL owners invested in Peacock?
#QuestionOfTheWeek

[Michael @SwiftyJeff809]

@BreedersCup Rename the Dirt Mile the Cody Dorman Dirt Mile

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@bteems417504 @Kristileenews “ What???? Agaaaaain? Argggh.”

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@NUCLRGOLF Pink looks good on Trump, but I’d lose the capri pants…

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@CincyProblems Yes dammit! Walk the plank Pitch!

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio Dave Sullivan with the Blue Moon Revue ( Indianapolis)

[Jake Query @jakequery]

I love the Star. I get that stories outsourced out of market is corporate America.
But, when it’s the passing of ANY person- let alone a beloved figure; To mistake the age- AND RUN A PHOTO OF A FORMER STAFF MEMBER IMPERSONATING the deceased is 100% inexcusable.
INEXCUSABLE.

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@InternetH0F Crazy Train!

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@Ashy_slashee Wheel!

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@bagsfan75_Tony George Santos

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@The_Sappinator @TheRealDudja Same price….NO CHARGE, just a $350 mandatory gratuity so’s I don’t throw yer scrawny arse in the drink!! Hundreds only, NO CHANGE!! Thanks F’er askin. Pussy!

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@DrMoneyTrees Haggis! No change!

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@bteems417504 Aye….stay tuna’d!

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

Good bye ChumDumpster groupies, the old Captain is moving the F from this bag of social networking shark poop……I’ve got bigger sharks to fry!
Bye bye pussies!